AN: Yay! The first time I ever put a story online!
Okay, well, comments are welcome, critisicm helps me grow, but a warning to flamers: If you come to critisize the pairing because of its homosexual nature, I will think unflattering thoughts about your brain capacity and eyesight, since, well, the pairing is pretty obvious ...
Oh, and, lastly, when I wrote this, quite a while ago, I had read somewhere that Castiel means "beloved by God", but when I looked it up just a couple of days ago, it meant "God is my cover". Maybe there are two meanings, maybe I was imagining things at some point, but for the purpose of this story, Castiel means "beloved by God" ...
I hope you enjoy! :)
There once was a very sweet, very awkward angel with very blue eyes who was much loved by God. So much, in fact, that the angel was named Beloved by God. Of course, this sounded very different in angel-language.
God had considered naming the angel Awkwardness of Blue Eyes but Lucifer, who had become infatuated with the blue eyed angel's innocence, for the angel was both innocent and ignorant when it came to all matters social, and so Lucifer, God's most beloved angel, prevented what the lightbringer himself called "atrocity".
The very awkward, very adorable angel once went to visit Earth, where he fell in love with a thirty-two-year-old human male who claimed to be allergic to chick-flick moments. The man also fell in love with the angel, but because the man was not very good at noticing when he other people were in love with him, so he remained ignorant of the angel's affection(the man was also very bad at noticing when he himself was in love, but he did manage to realise it before he noticed the level of the angel's affection).
The human male had a brother whp was extremely tall and known under severeal different names; some called him Gigantor, some called him Sasquatch and others called him Gigantor the Talking Moose.
The Talking Moose, who very much enjoyed talking about his feelings, loved his brother very much and so decided to help his brother and the angel get together. This proved to be extremely difficult, as not only was the angel oblivious when it came to human relations, but the human male was also ignorant of these attempts, despite the many hints given by Gigantor the Talking Moose (or Sasquatch the Giraffe).
Just when it seemed like this game could continue forever, the angel with blue eyes' brother Falafel (who had originally been named Loviel, but was then tricked by Gabriel – Gabriel very muc enjoyed playing tricks on his fellow angels – into believing that his name was Falafel) grew tired of watching the two dance around each other. So Falafel, or Loviel, said that if they did not immediatly admit their feelings for each other to each other, he would find the arch-angel Raphael, who would then make them do it.
And so, the angel and the human lived with as much happiness as they could find for the rest of their lives (techinically until the human's death, after which they lived together in Heaven).