Disclaimer: Sadly, I am not the proud owner of Camp Rock... because I'm not a part of Disney or anything (Disney fricken owns the JBs' asses...) But I would love to if I had the chance.

This is a Jate (Jason/Nate)

You don't like it, don't read it.

Also, I don't own the song 'Every Sperm is Sacred'... it's from 'Monty Python and the Meaning of Life'

Movie makes me laugh:P

Also, there is nothing in the movie that says that they're not related
So... Let's assume that they are

Jason rolled over onto his back, and then pulled Nate closer to him. Nate smiled and put his head onto his older brother's bare chest.

"That was... wow..." Nate said happily. Jason smiled.

"Understatement of the century?" Jason asked. Nate looked up at him in shock.

"When did you learn to speak with big words?" Nate asked. Jason shrugged. Nate and Jason just layed down for several minutes in a comfortable silence, until Nate decided to break the silence.

"Jason... why do we never use a condom?" Nate asked. Jason was taken aback by this question.

"Come again?" Jason asked. Nate rolled his eyes.

"Jason, this is no time to be thinking dirty..." Nate was cut off by Jason's laugh.

"And you call me dumb. I said 'come again' as in 'repeat the question.'" Nate blushed.

"Uh... why do we never use condoms?" Nate asked shyly. Jason pondered for a second.

"Well... you see Nate...

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate." Jason sang. Nate looked up at him, confused.

"If every sperm is sacred, and should not be wasted, and should be used for reproduction, then aren't we going to hell seeing as males can't procreate?" Nate asked.

"DUDE! Too many big words in one sentence!" Jason exclaimed. Nate smiled.

"Dudes can't have babies." Nate said simply. Jason smiled.

"Well... the bible doesn't say anything about incest being a sin." Jason replied.