Now I may be considered to be a geek.
Calvin walks into an arcade as gaming ponies play hard.
I am skinny and pretty weak.
He heads to a video game where no pony is around.
But when I play a game,
All the players laugh,
But I do it because I think it's fun.
He grabs a controller, sits and starts playing
A few minutes later, he grows upset and starts over.
I can't play.
Not at all.
I don't want to play ball.
Hoofs in a massive blur as he plays in anger.
I can't play.
I do it.
Like annoying music.
Suddenly, he sees Rainbow Dash, laugher flooding out of her.
Calvin pulls himself back and does a prep talk to himself.
I can't play.
He walks over to the same video game system.
Suddenly the screen somehow knocks him out.
Calvin lays, knocked out in front of a group of gamers. In a dream, he with Kevin and Jennifer stand by him.
When I walk into the arcade, I can't control my avatar,
Don't ask me play, I can't go very far.
Kevin shows him and video game controller turns into a demon, an army of controller demon appear and start dancing to the music.
Trying to look cool but I have zero game,
Because every time I play it's certainly a pain.
I can't play.
The army circle all around Calvin and poke him with wires.
I can listen,
Or talk to every pony that is walking.
I have some friends,
I am smart,
When I play, it just stops, stops, stops…
Jennifer and Kevin appear with him and feel the pain.
I can't play…
Suddenly all of the controller demons start dancing and clapping.
Yeah, I can dance, do hands, but I can't play to save my life, nope
Yeah, I can dance, do hands, but I can't play to save my life, nope.
THE END