Road Trip with the Cullens

Summary: Eternity can get pretty boring after a while, so all the Cullens go out for a long car ride. Punchbuggy with Emmett? I spy with my fortune-telling eye with Alice? Post BD, R/R please!

Author's Note: I do not own Twilight!

Post BD, possible spoilers!

3rd Person POV

"EDWAARRDD…….I'M BORED," said Emmett. His new favorite word was apparently "bored."

"EMMETT…I DON'T CARE," replied an irritated Edward, who was quietly reading a book.

"YOU'RE MEAN!" Emmett shrieked, pouting like a 3-year-old.

"Actually, Edward," Bella cut in, "I'm getting a little bored too. I've read this same book hundreds of times now."

"YEAH! WE'RE BORED!" Emmett shouted.

Just then, Renesmee came in from her hunt with Jacob.

"Hi Momma, hi Daddy."

"Hello Renesmee," Edward replied, picking up his daughter and setting her on his lap.

Jacob crashed onto the couch between Bella and Edward.

"So Jake, what do you want to do now?" asked Renesmee.

"Ah, kid, I don't know. We've already done everything," Jacob responded.

Jasper and Alice came down the stairs. "Guys! What is wrong with you?" Jasper scolded. "I'm getting SO BORED!"

"Join the club," Rosalie muttered.

"You know," Edward began thoughtfully, "We should go out for a drive or something. It's nice and overcast, and it looks like we need to get out of the house." He glanced at a weary-looking Jasper.

Thank you, Jasper mouthed.

Edward nodded and said, "Come on, let's get in the car. We'll go for a car trip. I'll go get Carlisle and Esme."

All of the Cullens eagerly hopped out of their seats and headed for the garage. Only Jacob stayed behind.

"A car? Are you out of your mind? Hello, werewolf!"

Bella and Edward stopped at the doorway and looked at each other.

"You're right," agreed Bella. "Well, since we'll need to split up anyway, why don't the four of us ride together in the Volvo? We're most accustomed to the smell, and I know Nessie won't mind."

Edward was shocked at his wife. "Excuse me? Love, you know werewolf stink stains the leather."

Jacob folded his arms across his chest. "I still want to come, you know. Be with Nessie."

"Why don't we let Nessie decide which car Jacob rides in?" Bella suggested. "Nessie?"

"Jake's coming?" Nessie asked, appearing in the doorway. "YAY!"

Jacob smiled. "So Ness, which car do you want me to ride in with you?"

"Hm…" Renesmee pondered. "Come with me and Auntie Rose in Uncle Em's Jeep!"

"WHAT!" Jacob exclaimed, "No WAY am I getting into a car with that little blond bl-" Jacob stopped himself in time and looked at Nessie. "Sure."

Edward laughed and outside, they heard Alice laughing in her Porsche. This would be interesting…

Ha! Of course he gets stuck with Rose! Any ideas on games they can play during the car trip? Specific places you'd like them to visit?

If you want, you can review and leave a name (fake, if you want) and I'll add you into the story, so long you give me how you want the characters meet you, not just saying "Hi." Remember, Jake and Nessie are still human-ish, so they'll need to stop for food and restroom breaks, a perfect place to meet people!

Review review review, please!! Like my fortunately-unfortunately story, this story survives because of reviews, so review! :)