A/N: I did not write this. It was written by a friend who doesn't have an account (I will be putting more of her stuff on here later and I will credit her for all of it). I needed more Stargate in my writings since my obsession is currently residing in the world of Danny Phantom, but it has a tendency to return to things later, so…we'll see.
I will forward any reviews to my friend and reply to you as she would reply.
A tale of how and why Daniel cut his hair in Season 2
Stuck on You!
"Oh, and Jack?"
"Uh-huh?"
"That glue is ultra sticky, so be careful not to get it on anything you don't want."
Jack rolled his eyes. How dangerous could a little glue be? It washed off.
Just then, the door banged open. Jack jumped in surprise, accidentally squeezing the bottle, while an instant spray of the sticky substance landed neatly on Daniel's hair.
"JACK!!!" Daniel's voice roared.
"…Oops…" Jack gave his best innocent smile.
"Sir!" Sam cried, "Isn't that Elmer's super-ultra-mega-stick glue?"
Jack looked at the label.
"Yep."
"Sir, once that stuff is on, it won't come off! The design of the molecular structure of the glue…"
Jack ignored what she was saying. He stood up and tried to get the glue out of Daniel's hair when…oh, crap. He got his hands stuck.
"Jack! Stop it, you're making it worse!"
Instead of responding to Daniel's cries, the great Colonel Jack O'Neill did the only thing he could think of doing in this situation.
"CARTER! Stop babbling and get over here and help!!"
One hour later:
"Aw, come on, Danny, the haircut totally fits you!"
"Jack, just drop it."
"Hey, I always wondered what you'd look like with a buzz cut…"
"JACK!!!"
Finis