Hey hey readers! Welcome to the sequel! For those of you who are new, you can find "Sora vs. the 7Up Machine" (which is what this fic is the sequel to…) on the profile of my sister, blondie91. You can easily get to her profile by going to my favorite authors list or you can go to the search thingy and type in blondie and scroll through those 'til you find blondie91.

FYI: "Sora vs. the 7Up Machine" and its sequel don't have much in common plot wise, but what they do have in common are the characters.

I hope you enjoy the first chapter of:

Sora vs. the 7Up Machine II

Prologue

"In a galaxy not so far away and during a time not so long ago…"

"Pandora, don't open that box!"

"Not that far..."

"No taxation without representation!"

"Sooner than that…"

"It was a time when brother fought against brother. A time when--"

"Getting warmer…"

"2006?"

"That's more like it! Now as I was saying…In a galaxy not so far away and during a time not so long ago-…"

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

"No, let me finish! Hmph, in a galaxy not so far away and during a time not so long ago, a war was going on between the Sith and the Jedis.

General Ronald McDonald had once again come out of hiding, and captured Chancellor Ansem as his hostage. The number of clones increased bringing the population of Furbies and Heartless to its peak. In other news the 7Up machine droids are also in mass production. Will the good guys prevail…or will the Sith win with the power of killer 7Up machines?

Chapter 1: Rescue the Chancellor

"Aflac…Aflac…" A small white duck ambled over the hard metal ground in a gigantic ship's docking bay. Two brightly colored gummi ships suddenly came crashing into the landing area and the sound of screeching metal was heard as it slid over the floor. The duck began running in slow motion as the twin ships careened forward in a shower of sparks.

"AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!" Just before the ships made impact with the duck, they suddenly came to an abrupt and screeching halt. A tall and slender figure hopped out of each ship. The duck walked around in a dizzying circle and suddenly fainted from pure shock.

"Despite all this, I have good news!" exclaimed the silver haired Riku Skywalker to Jedi Master, Sora Kenobi.

"Uh…what?"

"Before we left, I saved fifteen percent on gummi ship insurance by switching to Geico!" A violent shaking erupted within the ship, before Sora was able to comment. General Ronald McDonald appeared with Chancellor Ansem being towed by two 7Up machines.

"Well, well, well…we meet again, Jedi."

"Did we ever meet before?" asked Riku as he fumbled around his belt for his light saber stick.

"I think so-…wait a minute…maybe it was a different pair of Jedi…Hmm… Oh well, it doesn't matter! I'm gonna kill you anyway!" He had failed to notice Sora sneaking around behind him with his blue light saber drawn, but dodged just in time as the blade swung downwards. As Ronald drew his blood red light saber, Riku pulled out his saber stick and pressed the "on" button. However, nothing happened, other than the mere flash of a spark.

"Not now!" exclaimed the aggravated teen. He tried again, and again…and again, but to no avail. While Sora and Ronald fought, he desperately banged his weapon the ground trying to get it to work. While doing so, he somehow disabled the soda machines and freed Ansem from their thirst-quenching clutches.

"Thanks…" said the political man. His long white hair was in a bit of a mess over his tan skin, but other than his bad hair day…he was okay. Riku had temporarily forgotten about the fight between the General and the Jedi Master and abruptly resumed to banging his saber stick repeatedly on the ground to make it kick in.

The fight went to a temporary stand-still as Sora faced his foe; poised to attack with his light saber.

"Do you really think I'm afraid of you?" asked Ronald.

"I don't just think it…I know it for a fact. You wear your fears on your sleeves, McDonald," said Sora with a smirk planted on his face.

"Wha-?" Ronald looked over at his sleeves, and sure enough, there was a piece of paper with a list of his fears stuck to his right sleeve. At the top of the list was Sora Kenobi, followed by Teletubbies, sunlight, and frowns.

"How in the world did that get there!" he ripped it off and the fighting continued as he lunged forward with his blood red light saber.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Riku continued hitting his saber stick against the floor and the walls.

His ship-repairing, robotic Moogle came up along side him.

"Can you help me fix this, Mr. Moogle?" The robots head moved up and down as it grabbed the saber stick. It proceeded to break it in half on his knee… "What the heck? You just broke it!" Mr. Moogle smiled reassuringly, and turned away from Riku. Within the next ten seconds it adjusted some thingamajigs, cut some wires here and there, and finally pieced it all back together. A beep was emitted from the robot's mouth as it handed the light saber stick back to its owner.

"Uh…thanks?" He wasn't quite sure what to think about it, and proceeded to press the "on" button. At first it looked like the repair had been successful, but instead of a blue light saber emerging, a blue candy cane did.

"Mr. Moogle…?" The tiny robot took the giant candy cane off, ate it, and Riku's weapon appeared in its stead. The Jedi apprentice ran to join the battle just as Ronald was running off to an escape pod. The hyperspace craft was being rocked with explosions.

"So long, suckers!" exclaimed the somewhat deranged clown.

"Stupid light saber…" mumbled Riku. "I missed all the action…"

"We better get outta here too!" exclaimed Sora as his light saber disappeared back into the stick. He took off with a sprint. A grumbling Riku fell in behind along with his robotic Moogle. Their feet pounded on the metallic ground, and 7Up machines came rushing into the docking bay. Everything seemed to go in slow motion as cans blasted through the air and flames burst into the landing bay from a shattering explosion.

The last escape pod was all theirs…well it would've been if a mob of evil Furby clones hadn't all charged into it and taken off at the last moment. Their maniacal laughter echoed through hyperspace as they flew into the open arms of safety.

"I'd say that's not good," said Sora. "We've gotta find another exit!" The trio of two humans and a robot ran to one of the gummi ships.

Riku examined it as they hopped in, "I think it's still functional, but we'll see…" He turned the key in the ignition and the sound of a growling engine greeted him. "Will something please work for me for once today!" he pleaded. He turned the key once more and the engine rumbled to life. They blasted off just as the giant mother ship was engulfed in flames, and headed to Twilight Town.

Riku looked around the cramped interior of the gummi ship, and a strange feeling came over him. He felt like something was missing…or someone.

"Uh…Sora…Where's the Chancellor?

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I'm very sorry it took so long for me to get it out, but the inspiration kept getting sucked out of me. grumbles stupid annoying invisible inspiration sucking vacuum…

Anywhoo…I'd really appreciate a review from you! So on your way out please don't forget to hit that bluish color button and REVIEW! No flames please, BUT constructive criticism is WELCOME. I'll even be happy with a 1 word review if that's all you feel like puttin'. (Ex. Awesome, good, okay, bad, uh…even ugly would work too…heh, but I hope it's not that bad…laughs nervously) Also if you have any questions then feel free to ask me and I'll get back to you.
I have about half of chapter 2 written, but I will be at church camp all this week so I'll try to get the next update out ASAP which will hopefully be within the week after camp.

Welpers, until next chapter!
God bless y'all and Jesus loves ya: )

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Aflac, Geico, McDonalds (and associated clown…), Star Wars, Furbies, 7Up, wherever Moogles are from, Teletubbies, and anything else I forgot to mention that I obviously don't own.