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Howdy! So , yeah, here we are, the responses to the Dear Lord Voldemort Letters.
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Dear Judy,
I'm sure your eyes are as pretty as mine. Your sister sound's like a dumbass. And I killed your Mommy.
Love,
Lord Voldemort
Evil Overlord
Original Letter:
Dear Lord Voldemort.
Mommy says we have to be nice to everyone we meet. She says we have to complement everyone no matter how much we don't like them. So, Mommy told me that every morning when I wake up, I have to write a list of the people I want to compliment, and then compliment five people not on my list.
I put you on my list today, at the top, because you always look sad. When I'm sad, Mommy gives me a hug and a kiss and tells me everything will get better, did your mommy never do that foy you? So, I asked Kat to give you a hug and a kiss after you read this letter. She's my big sister, and when Mommy's at work, and I feel sad, or have an owie, Kat always makes me feel happy, and puts a band-aid on the owie.
You have pretty eyes. When I'm a big girl, I want pretty eyes like yours.
Love,
Judy