Stag Night
The idea for this little fic was spawned from an episode of NCIS when Palmer is wondering what Abby has planned for his Bachelor party, and Ducky makes an offhand comment about Abby asking to borrow Autopsy's rotary saw with a twenty foot cord.
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A tall blonde paced furiously back and forth, muttering to himself all the while. Rubbing at his head in irritation a string of expletives suddenly burst from his mouth startling the woman behind the desk he had been pacing in front of.
"Baachan what in the hell was I thinking, making Anko my best man? I mean sure at the time it seemed like a good idea, but some of the rumors." Here the blonde paused, and seemed to spasm as he shuddered, just thinking about some of the whispers he had caught wind of regarding the Stag party Anko was putting together scared him shitless.
Tsunade just smiled from behind her desk finding the situation extremely amusing and decided to have some fun with her favorite blonde. "Obviously you weren't, and you do know that normally the woman you're going to marry, isn't also you best man, right?" Naruto seemed to flounder for a moment before responding, in what he hoped was a confident voice that sounded questioning at best. "It was her idea?"
Smothering an amused grin unbefitting a woman of her station, Tsunade upped the ante a bit more. "I'm sure it was and you being, well you decided to go along with it since you more than likely have no clue how weddings normally work. I am curious as to what she needs the Rotary saw from the Autopsy room with the twenty foot cord for?" Mumbled the blonde Kage almost inaudible, to the other blonde in the room.
Naruto's eyes seemed to bulge from their sockets, before the Jinchuriki hesitantly asked in a strained voice. "Why in the name of God would she need that?" Tsunade gave an uncaring shrug, "she said the saw with the fifteen foot cord would be too short." Naruto's eye started twitching before squeaking out "I need to find her." Just like that the hero to the Elemental Nations was off like a shot followed by a loud peal of laughter from his esteemed village leader.
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Just a short oneshot may write more of this if anyone is interested have a few ideas about how to continue this
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