Dedicated to Hannah-chan and her fourteenth birthday.
There was a knock on the Military-type-dude's office.
"Come in," said Roy, head of his department. He was working on paperwork.
Ed poked his little blonde head inside. He glanced around nervously, then bolted in, slamming the door after him. He streaked like lightning to behind Roy's chair. Roy looked up from his paper work and quirked an eyebrow at the screen.
"Um?" said the Military-type-dude.
"I'm hiding from Al, we're playing hide and seek," Ed said.
"Why," said Roy, returning to his paperwork. Head came out of hiding.
"He asked me to. I don't know. It's part of the plot- just go along with it," Ed said bitterly.
"Plot? WHat plot?" Roy asked, looking up again at the blonde. Ed blinked, then shook his head.
"I don't even know what I'm saying..."
"My, you sure are flustered today." Roy said. Then he got a mischievous impulse to do the unthinkable.
And Roy kissed Ed. Just as a fleshie Alphonse came in.
"BIG BROTHER!"