I know what you're thinking, oh no that weirdo's back with more random Danny Phantom fangirling. Don't worry, this has double the fangirling in it since it's a crossover! :D Now you're thinking, not another crossover! Yeah, I'd be thinking that too. My crossover skills need some work. Anyway, let's get on with the random iCarly and Danny Phantom randomness! I always thought that these would be a good fit with all the clashing and fitting personalities. Then just a couple random ones, -coughSpencercough- to make it extra funny! Any-who, let's get on with the insanely long writer's notes!
Sam: Got any fried chicken in this joint?
Tucker: PLEASE SAY YES.
Sam: PLEASE SAY NO.
Freddie: Can we get on with it already?
Spencer: I made a butter sculpture!
Carly: Uh, it's melting.
Danny: Mint does not own iCarly or Danny Phantom, otherwise the shows wouldn't last a week!
Me: -rolls eyes- Thank you very much Danny, I appreciate it.
Danny: Heh...heh...SOMEBODY START THE SCENE QUICK BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!
Danny sighed as the plane landed, flying was so much better. When it wasn't a plane. He looked out the window at the approaching runway and then looked to his friends next to him. Sam was listening to her music with earbuds, and she was seriously into it, she didn't even notice him. Tucker was sleeping and drooling all over the seat and Danny looked away in disgust. He averted his gaze to the window and continued to think about what he was thinking about which wasn't exactly clear to him either.
About 25 minutes later Danny and his friends were sitting in the lobby, waiting for their ride. Danny's parents were going to pick them up because the kids had gotten a different flight than the rest of the Fenton's. They didn't agree to this plan, the flights just got mixed up and there weren't anymore flights to Seattle besides the ones they got bumped to for months, so they just went with it. Why they were going to Seattle? Well, Danny had gotten driven out of Amity Park by all of the wild fan girls that were on his tail constantly, so the Fentons decided to move. Danny though, refused to move without his friends so their parents surprisingly let Sam and Tucker go with the Fenton's, despite the Manson's hate for the family of crazy ghost hunters. Now, here they were, waiting for the familiar sound of Jack honking the horn like a maniac, Maddie shushing him and Jazz muttering under her breath about therapy.
Danny was startled out of his daze by the familiar horn honking, the shushing and the muttering. He shook his head as he got up, yanked the earbuds out of the ears of an angry Sam and snapped the sticky Tucker awake.
"DANNY! What was that for? I was just getting to the part about death!" A pissed Sam yelled and Danny opened his mouth to say something but was quickly cut off by another honk of a horn.
"Danny-boy! Round up your friends and shove yourselves in the back, pronto!" Jack Fenton yelled to the somewhat relieved Danny. Sam scowled at Danny.
"Just you wait..." She said, rubbing her ears where the earbuds had been yanked out painfully. Tucker laughed sheepishly and followed the halfa who was speeding to the car to try and get a seat as far away as possible from his angry girlfriend. Jazz rolled her eyes as her brother leaped into the seat behind her, did half a somersault and hit his head on the right door.
"Note to self, never do flying leaps into car doors..." He said, pain in his voice. He rubbed his head as Jazz rolled her eyes again and went back to her book about teen therapy. Maddie instantly turned around to see if her baby boy was all right.
"You okay Danny? Where does it hurt?" She said, leaning over the middle of the van and to the back seats, trying to see her son. Danny nodded and pointed to his head.
"I'm fine mom, no need to worry." He said, scooting to the back of his chair, just outside his mother's reach. His mom sighed with relief and turned around to the her overweight husband who was leaning on the horn while eating a bag of fudge. Maddie sighed and just pulled his elbow off the horn and let him gorge himself with the brown candy. He held out the bag to her and she just shook her head and he smiled goofily.
"Mowe of me then!" He said thickly, mouth full of fudge. Jazz looked away, completely revolted and turned around to see her little brother shoving himself against the window, the techno geek sitting warily in the middle and the goth sending dangerous glances to the ghost boy out of the corner of her eye. She sweatdropped and went back to her book, shaking her head.
An hour later, the Fenton's and friends made it to the hotel they would be staying at, Bushwell Plaza, all in one piece somehow. Before stopping, they had all gotten disguises just in case something went wrong and more fan girls showed up.
Danny had brushed his hair into spikes and dyed it brown, just in case. He also put in green contacts for when he got angry and his eyes flashed green so it wouldn't be as obvious. He got a completely new wardrobe consisting of green cargo pants and a blue and orange shirt, just in case someone was creepy enough to study his clothes.
Sam had surprisingly not needed to dye her hair since she dyed to black regularly. She let the dye wash out so it was a rich, light blonde and she put it up in pig tails. She had refused to take off her make-up and goth clothes so she dyed the tips of her hair black and she just made her outfit slightly different.
Tucker was a bit harder. He changed out his red beret for a green baseball cap, but not without lots of complaining. He finally agreed but still kept his beret since he just couldn't let it go. He ended up with regular jeans and a yellow top, nothing fancy. He got new glasses too just in case.
Jazz took out her headband and cut her hair so it was a bit shorter, but not tons because she just wouldn't allow the hairdresser to do that. She made it very curly at the ends so it was less recognizable and she put it purple streaks, just as a diversion. She then got a silver and gold shirt with some black pants as her new wardrobe.
Maddie took off her jumpsuit with a little pushing and got a regular mom set of clothes, but she still kept the jumpsuit for emergencies. She also got a utility belt that she would hide with a long shirt, decked out with various Fenton inventions, just for emergencies.
Jack was the hardest one to convince to ditch the old clothes. He just wouldn't give up his huge, orange, ghost fighting jumpsuit. Finally Maddie managed to pull it off him and stuck him in some dad clothes, the kind a semi-normal dad would wear. Of course, Jack kept his jumpsuit and vowed to never let it go.
Then the problem of names showed up, they would obviously have to change them. They couldn't all switch names, anyone could figure that out. And a girl named Tucker, not going to slide.
Danny eventually decided on the name Cal, for no apparent reason. No relation or thought intended whatsoever. Tucker picked Marcus for the same reason. Sam picked Alex because it was a short, slightly boyish name like Sam. Jazz picked Jenna because it started with a J so she wouldn't have to get rid of her favorite J necklace. Maddie picked Jennifer, no reason like the boys. Jack picked Bob because Tucker, who was snickering the whole time but this went unnoticed by Mr. Fenton, said it would be a 'cool' name.
Now they were all checking in with the angry doorman, Lewbert.
"What is with the brown thing on the side of his face?" Tucker whispered. Danny shrugged and Sam turned away from it, completely and utterly revolted.
"I think it's a mole or fungus or something..." Sam said, on the verge of puking on her new shoes. Jazz squinted at it and stuck her tongue out.
"Blech, it's an extra large wart!" She whisper screamed. Danny started doubling over, Tucker retched, Sam closed her eyes in displeasure and Jazz shook her head. Maddie turned around at the sound of Tucker's loud retching and the kids instantly stood back up like normal. Danny pretended to be looking at his shoe, Tucker fake-coughed, the goth sighed and Jazz licked her lips. Maddie looked at them sideways and turned back around. The kids sighed with relief and just tried to forget about the large wart, even though it was pretty hard.
Another 30 minutes later they had finished checking in and they were on their way up to their room. It had taken so long because apparently Lewbert was very cranky and didn't like fat men who loved fudge like a passion. He also didn't like their credit cards because they had cartoon hologram ghosts on them. They had finally finished when Maddie pulled out another one and swiped it before Lewbert could interject.
The elevator stopped at the 8th floor and they all got off. When they took a turn down the hallway, they saw a black haired girl and a blonde girl fighting with the black haired boy across from them.
"C'mon Freddie just do it!" The black haired girl said in a pleading tone.
"No! No matter how much you bribe me!" 'Freddie' said.
"I'll kiss you." The black haired girl said again, puffing out her lips tauntingly. Freddie flushed.
"N-N-No. Just no." He stuttered. The blonde walked up to him and grabbed him by the collar with one hand and chewed on a piece of meat with the other.
"Look Freward, you lost the bet so you have to do it." The blonde said menacingly. The boy sighed unhappily and nodded.
"Okay, I'll do it. So you'll put me down now?" He asked somewhat relieved.
"Never said that." The blonde said plainly and Freddie groaned.
"Why Sam why...Carly, help me!" He shouted and 'Carly' shrugged. Sam smirked deviously and yanked him into one of the apartments by the collar. The Fenton's and friends sweatdropped and walked past the two open apartment's hearing groans from the one the girls and boy went into, and to their room, 8-D
"Wait, why is 8-D all the way down here, while 8-H is up there...?" Jazz asked, eyeing the room number and everyone shrugged. Maddie turned the key and the door opened, revealing their new apartment.
Well, that's a wrap! Did anyone notice the episode reference I made? If you did, please tell me because I forgot! ^^;; Anyway, how was my first chapter!
Danny: Bad.
Me: How dare you...
Danny: It's opposite day, so that means good!
Me: Whatever, REVIEW PWEASE!