AN: Hi this is my first fanfic so please tell me if i wrote some things wrong. Im from denmark and im only 13 yeas. But anyway hope you like to read the story.

disclaimer: I only own Twilight in my dreams :( Every thing belongs to SM exept this story.


Empov:

It's late. The others are out hunting. Everyone except me and Edward. Edward of cause is just sitting and play on his piano. I sit with the laptop and search for funny videos when I suddenly fall over a video that sounded fun. 54 way to annoy Edward Cullen. I click at it and blocked my thoughts so Edward didn't see what I was about to do.

Nr. 1: Prance around and sing ´Like a virgin´ at the top of you lungs every morning.

Ha it's going to be so much fun.

Suddenly someone knock at the door. I jumped up in shock."Emmett it's Alice. Please open the door." I walk over to the door and opened the door so I could check that Edward wasn't there to. When I was sure I let her come in. "Emmett that's a brilliant idea I know it's going to work. I've seen it." "I know, but please don't say anything to anyone." " Relax Emmett. Do you seriously think that I want skip all the fun. Emmett you of all should know me." She said and left the room. I started the bed reckless searching for some things to do while waiting on the sun to rise. You might think that after 77 years that might be easy but no. Not for me. I decided to play some NFS. It got fast boring. After finish the game for 20th time in my existence. I looked out of the window just in time to see Alice wink after me from behind a tree. I opened the window and jumped out. I ran over to Alice. "Are you ready?" Alice looked at me. What do she think? Am I not all ways ready? "OHH HELL YES" I smiled at her and she smiled back. She lifted her little hand and counted to three. When the last finger was down I began yelling the song.

Days step by and Alice and I yelled the song every morning and sang it in our head the rest of the day. Edward was getting really pissed. Bella had not been home in a month so she hadn't heard our song. Alice told me that she would be home in two days. Edward missed her like hell and we didn't help a lot. Edward had asked us to stop. But would we stop before the fun even began? No not ever. The days went fast and Bella came home. Edward and Bella was as normal in the cottage in the night. GOD HELL MIGHT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

Nr. 2:- Especially sing it when Bella is around to hear.

Ha. "ALICE COME HERE PLEASE!" I heard steps on the stairs right before she brushed in. " What is it Emmett? Oh what a brilliant idea. Let's go." We ran past the river and trough the forest. While we got over to the cottage we began to sing again. We heard a growl right before Edward came out. "Are you guys not done yet. PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! AND I MEAN IT!" With that he turned around and shut the door. We ran back to the house. We only made it to the living room where we began to laugh. Edward was so pissed at us that he didn't speak to us the rest of the day. But he just had to wait. This wasn't over yet. This was just the beginning.


AN. Hi i hoped you liked it. Please let me know by review. Anyway hope you will read next chapter that i expect to be up soon.