~At The Gathering~
Firestar- If you are paying attention, give me a BOOM CHIKA BOOM!
Cats- BOOM CHIKA BOOM!
Leopardstar- Firestar we do not do that at gatherings because-
Firestar- Now give me BOOM CKIKA BOOM CHIKA BOOM!
Cats- BOOM CHIKA BOOM CHIKA BOOM!
Blackstar- Firestar!!!
Firestar- Now give us a DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE POP!
Cats- DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE POP!
Leopardstar- FIRESTAR!!! STOP THIS NONSENSE NOW!!!!!
Firestar- Now give me an OUNKA BUNKA MUNKA SUNKA!!!
Cats- OUNKA BUNKA MUNKA SUNKA!!!!
Sandstorm- This is not good.
Onestar- Firestar, as leader, you are being totally immature-
Firestar- Now lets add it all together: BOOM CHIKA MOOM CHIKA BOOM DOODLE DOODLE DOODLW POP!
Cats- BOOM CHIKA MOOM CHIKA BOOM DOODLE DOODLE DOODLW POP!
Leaders= SHUTUP FIRESTAR!!!!!!!
Firestar- I feel betrayed. * Runs away *
Cloudtail jumps onto one of the tree branches.
Cloudtail- Now all ya gangsta's shout out loud so ya can all hear how loud we is!!!!
Gangsta Cats= *Yowls very high pitched yowls *
Blackstar- Shadowclan is here. Uh, Thornclaw, I would like to speak to you, in uh, PRIVATE!
Thornclaw- Yay! I mean, darn!
Everyone stares at the two.
Thornclaw- Did you like what I did to you in your territory?
Blackstar- Oh yea. I'm back asking for more.
Thornclaw- Cha-ching!
Back At The Gathering (Meeting between the three leaders)
Onestar- I wonder what is taking Thornclaw and Blackstar so long, the cats are getting impatient.
Leopardstar- Yeah we should entertain them. But what could we do?
Firestar- A play… * is faded like a ghost *
Onestar- How did you get yourself to shimmer like that?
Firestar- Ebay. But I'm supposed to be your conscience. So Whoooooooo * Starts to do a funny dance thing that only ghosts can do *
Onestar- You know, a play might work.
Leopardstar- * is on a computer* Hey how do you get to Ebay?
Firestar- Click on the top of the screen…
Leopardstar- Ok
Firestar- then type in Ebay and press enter.
Leopardstar- Got it! Awesome! Thanks!
But then she accidentally clicked on an advertisement and all these viruses and pop ups come up ALL over the screen.
Blackstar- Damn!!!
~At the Play~ ( how the hell did they manage that?)
Onestar- Okay, guys, we decided to entertain you with a play while we are waiting.
Cats- * Murmur to each other in surprise *
All the leaders appear.
Leopardstar- Since I crashed our only computer *hits her head with her paw * (meanwhile she thinks: "Damn I could've had a V8!) we have no choice.
Onestar- Anyway, the play starts now.
All of a sudden a huge cloud of smoke rises from the ground. Firestar is standing in the smoke.
Firestar- I have a few wise words for my fellow cats.
Onestar- Hh God. This honestly wasn't supposed to happen. Starclan bless us.
Leopardstar- Here we go.
Firestar- I was once a lonely kitty pet, raised by a fat owner who never once in his life went on a diet. I then learned that obese is a good thing, so I had a overdose of way to much cat food. I grew obese. I could not climb a fence. I could not pee on my friends, which was a habit by the way for you curious cats out there, and then it happened I could not even poop because I could not –
Cloudtail- Shut up and get to the point!
Firestar- Fine I won't ever talk again!
Leaders= Yay!
Firestar- Except for that
Firestar- and that
Firestar- And that
Leopardstar- oh dear God.
Breezepaw- Starclan take me up there!
Firestar- and that
Breezepaw floats magically into the air and then disappears into Starclan.
Firestar- and that
Many more cats join Breezepaw.
Firestar- and that
Leopardstar- lets continue with our play!
Cats- ok!
Firestar- and that
Onestar- there once was a princess, high a borne her throne-
Firestar- and that
Onestar- Firestar shut up!
Firestar- and that
Onestar- and that
Firestar- and that
Leopardstar- and that
Firestar- and that
Onestar- and that
Firestar- and that
Pretty soon all the cats began repeating "and that" until the Blackstar and Thornclaw returned.
Everyone= and that
Thornclaw- and that
Blackstar- and that
Firestar- AND THAT!!!!!
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A/N- Funny or no?