The Warriors Truth or Dare Show, Season 2!

by Mothstar

Proceed with caution: severe LOLs are ahead! Season 2 of my dare show! No need to read the first one; this one's funny enough on its own! No, Silverstreak, they don't have cocoa!

1. Episode 1

The Warriors Truth or Dare Show! Season 2!

Note: The original show was in script format, but upon publishing this one I discovered that it's against the rules, so I revised this one and got rid of the script. I will not be editing the other one; I'd end up editing out all the violence, and I just want to leave it there so people can enjoy it.

"The boss":

Mothstar: brown she-cat dappled with gold and blue eyes (You don't need me to tell you)

Hosts:

Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)

Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes (Mothstar)

Rainbowpaw: rainbow tabby she-cat with green eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Co-hosts:

Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes (Myrtlefalls & Mothstar)

Prismpaw: white she-cat with a sheen to her fur that makes it shine in all the colors of the color spectrum and golden eyes; kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Security cats:

Nightfrost: black-furred tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)

Stormspeckle: jet black tom with pale gray flecks and amber eyes (Mothstar)

Camera cats:

Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)

Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)

Solpaw: tortoiseshell-and-white tom with long fur, a ruff of fur around his head, a tail-tuft, and amber eyes; kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Medicine cats:

Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Jayfeather Luva)

Fernpaw: pale gray she-cat with green eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Queens:

Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)

Maintenance cats:

Palestorm: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)

Lemonpaw: yellowish-grayish-green tom (the color of a lemon) with yellow eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Kits:

None as of now

Episode 1: Welcome Back!

We are in a dark room with nothing in it except for several silhouettes of cats.

The voice of a she-cat moans, "I'm booooooored..."

Another she-cat replies, "We're all bored."

Another she-cat screams, "OMW A BUG!"

A tom replies, "It's only a gnat. Nothing to be scared of."

The she-cat who screamed stammers, "B-but..." and whimpers.

A different she-cat scolds her, "I thought I got you to stop sucking your paw moons ago!"

The she-cat replies, "Nooooope." We hear sucking noises.

A different tom meows, "Now, now, you know that she did!"

The she-cat wails. "Everybody hates me!"

The she-cat who had scolded her mutters to herself. "Some days I wonder if she's really my kit..."

A totally different she-cat starts yelling at the top of her lungs. "TURN ON THE LIGHTS! I'M SCARED OF THE DARK! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME! AHHHHHH! CLAUSTROPHOBIA! I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T BREATHE! AHHHHH! HYPVENTILATION, HYPERVENTILATION!" We hear exaggerated wheezing.

We hear the sigh that accompanies an eye roll, and then a click.

The she-cat screams once again. "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! MY EYES! THEY BURN! AHHHHHH! I NEED A BLINDFOLD! I'M GOIN' BLIND! AHHHHHH! WHERE IS EVERYONE? ! HELP ME! I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GO—" Then we hear a crash. "OW. NO WAIT, I THINK I'M FINE."

We hear the sigh with an eye roll again.

A tom asks, "Everyone? Can we stop being anonymous yet?"

Another tom adds, "When will Mothstar make us have identities yet?"

A she-cat mews impatiently, "Okay, okay, okay! Stop it with the 'yet's!"

Mothstar asks, "Happy?"

Everyone replies, "Yes."

Rainbowpaw and Willowheart say "No," and join each other in a fit of giggles. Everyone blinks twice, body language for, "Okay then."

Mothstar heaves a sigh. "What an introduction...Hey, Redfang? You're the host, you introduce the show."

Redfang gulps. "O-okay..." He trembles.

Mothstar scolds him. "Redfang! You're the host! You've done this plenty of times! What's the matter, you got stage fright?"

Redfang stutters, "Y-yes...!"

Mothstar sighs. "Remember? Welcome to the Warriors Truth or Dare Show! I'm your host, Redfang!'"

Willowheart butts in. "AND I'M A HOST TOO! I'm Willowheart! Ehehehe."

Redfang sighs. Yes, Willowheart, you are a host.

"Yuppity yup yup!" Willowheart agrees happily.

Redfang replies sarcastically. I'm glad you agree. Anyway, I'm Redfang -

Willowheart butts in. "AND I'M A HOST TOO! I'm Willowheart! Ehehehe."

Redfang does a facepaw. Yes, yes, we already established that fact. This is the Warriors Truth or Dare Show, Season 2! Due to extreme violence-" To Mothstar, he whispers, "Mothy, isn't that term a bit, well, extreme?" Mothstar hisses to him through gritted teeth, "Say your lines." Redfang jumps. "Yikes! Um, due to extreme violence, the original show was ended, and now there's another one, right here, right now! That's right, folks, the cast is back!"

We hear cheering.

Redfang continues. "But...Mothstar took so long to get around to making this. Now Shinyheart's kits are 'paws. Also, Mothstar, I believe there was a change, besides the format?"

Mothstar nods. "Yes. Until now, I was featured in many of the episodes. My hosting demoted Redfang to co-host, and Silverstreak to co-co-host."

Silverstreak shrieks in delight. "Cocoa? WHERE?" She runs off.

Redfang mutters to himself. "Addicted to sugar, as usual...My sister is so crazy..."

Mothstar speaks again. "These demotions made me realize that it wasn't my show. Well, it is; I'm the boss, but Redfang's the host. So I'm passing this show on to him. I will still exist and will visit for big events, such as new litters of kits. You're sailing alone now, Redfang!

Redfang gives some comical crying. Honeyleaf puts a paw on his shoulder and mews, "Get yourself together, Redfang."

We hear Silverstreak's distant yell. "I FOUND THE COCOA!"

Honeyleaf abandons Redfang and runs off, yowling, "I'M COMING!"

In the confusion, Mothstar meows, "Bye!" and poofs away.

There is an astonished silence, which Redfang breaks by a single word: "Whoa."

Suddenly, we notice that Willowheart is whimpering.

Redfang pads over. "Hey, Willowheart?" Suddenly nervous, he continues, "Is something, uh, wrong?"

Willowheart sniffles and mutters something. Solpaw asks, "What?"

Willowheart replies in a hoarse whisper, "I...want...cocoa."

Redfang tells her, "I'm sorry, but I don't think that's a good idea."

Willowheart persists, her mew more insisting and louder, but still hoarse. "Cocoa."

Suddenly Silverstreak and Honeyleaf walk in with steaming cups of cocoa

Lemonpaw gulps. "Uh-oh..."

Willowheart looks at them endearingly. "Is that...for me?"

Honeyleaf looks at her in confusion. "We only got two, but we can get you one..."

Silverstreak does not agree. "NOOO! IT'S MY COCOA, ALL MIIIINE!" She hugs it close and glances suspiciously at everyone.

Willowheart pleads even more endearingly. "Pleeeease?"

Silverstreak is firm. "No."

Willowheart seemingly gains anime eyes. "Pweeeeease?" She reaches a paw toward Silverstreak.

Silverstreak jerks away. "No!" The cocoa sloshes on her fur. "OW IT BUUUUUURNS!" She runs in circles and screams at Willowheart, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU LITTLE MANGA KITTY!"

Willowheart stands up to her, whining, "You're the one who wouldn't share it...!"

Lemonpaw dumps water on Silverstreak, and Palestorm hands Willowheart a cup of cocoa. In a singsong tone, Willowheart meows, "Thaaaank you Palestorm." She takes a sip.

Redfang looks at her. "You're nuts."

Rainbowpaw pipes up, giving a yell of, "ALMONDS!"

"Peanuts?" asks Smokesplash.

Patchclaw replies confidently, "Cashews!"

Rainbowpaw and Willowheart say at the same time, "Bless you!" They burst into another fit of giggles.

Sternly, Redfang tells the cats being silly, "Guys, we've got stuff to do."

Rainbowpaw is still laughing from the cashew joke. "Like what?" Suddenly she inhales a random piece of cashew from the floor and sneezes.

Willowheart, Silverstreak, Fernpaw, and Honeyleaf say at the same time, "Bless you!" They explode into a fit of laughter.

Prismpaw asks Stormspeckle, "Stormspeckle, you haven't said anything for the whole episode. Are you depressed?"

Stormspeckle picks up a paper towel tube and holds it over his muzzle. To Prismpaw he meows slowly and deliberately, "I'm not depressed!"

Prismpaw shrugs. "Uh, okay...Good, I guess."

Redfang announces, "Let's do some dares, before I drag out the episode too long. Nightfrost dares Lionblaze to fight a human hand...while it's poking him! To the screen!"

On the screen, Lionblaze is on a table and a hand is there.

Lionblaze's fur is fluffed up. "What am I doing here...? AHH A TWOLEG PAW!"

The hand curls into a fist with the index finger extended.

Lionblaze jumps. "Huh? What is it doing?"

The hand starts coming close!

Lionblaze tries to unsheathe his claws. "Huh? ! My claws and teeth are dull! NOOO!"

Poke!

Lionblaze yowls. "Yikes!"

Poke!

Lionblaze squeals. "Eek!"

Poke!

Lionblaze darts away. "S-stop!"

Poke!

Lionblaze gasps. "N-no! That's my ticklish spot!"

Poke poke!

Lionblaze giggles. "Ehe!"

Poke!

Lionblaze starts to laugh. "Haha!"

Poke!

Lionblaze laughs even more. "Hahahaha!"

Poke!

Lionblaze begins laughing obnoxiously.

The hand leaves.

Lionblaze wipes tears from his eyes. "Wow that was scary!" He poofs away.

Back at the studio place

Lemonpaw sighs. Well, that was boring.

Rainbowpaw is sipping cocoa. She shrieks, "THERE'S A GNAT IN MY COCOA! AHHHHH!"

Lemonpaw peers into the cocoa. "That's a fly, not a gnat."

Rainbowpaw dumps the fly, along with some cocoa, out on her brother's head and continues sipping her cocoa.

Lemonpaw, now soaking wet, mutters, "Mouse dung, I really paid for that..."

Shinyheart asks, "Is there time for any more dares?"

Redfang replies, "Unfortunately not; we've managed to drag the episode out for 7 pages on Word. Thanks for watching, everyone! Please review and tell your favorite parts, and how much you laughed! By the way, Mothstar's brother helped with this episode. A little. So goodbye!"

The crew says reluctantly, "Bye!"

Honeyleaf pipes up. "Do we get to have credits?"

Redfang tells her, "No, but at the end of each episode I'll name the people who submitted dares that were used. This episode, we just had one dare by Mothstar (okay, her brother). Can we close the episode up yet, or do you guys have anything to say?"

Silverstreak is still sipping cocoa. "We're almost out of cocoa. And I want some marshmallows."

Redfang turns to her. "Sis, these are loyal readers and reviewers, not grocery store owners."

Silverstreak whines, "But still..."

"And I want an apple," Willowheart adds.

"I want a picnic lunch," Prismpaw meows.

Solpaw yowls, "STEAK!"

Redfang shakes his head. "Guys, it's almost at the end of the seventh page! Goodbye everyone!"

Everyone complains, "BUT—" They are interrupted by the screen darkening.

Solpaw's voice asks, "Steak sauce?"

Prismpaw's voice snaps, "Knock it off! Now we're beyond 7 pages!"

Solpaw's voice mumbles, "I wanted steak..."

"Shh!" Prismpaw hisses.

Steaaaaak...please review!

By the way, here's the first scene retold with the cats who were actually talking:

We are in a dark room with nothing in it except for several silhouettes of cats.

Silverstreak moans, "I'm booooooored..."

Prismpaw replies, "We're all bored."

Rainbowpaw screams, "OMW A BUG!"

Redfang replies, "It's only a gnat. Nothing to be scared of."

Rainbowpaw stammers, "B-but..." and whimpers.

Shinyheart scolds her, "I thought I got you to stop sucking your paw moons ago!"

Rainbowpaw replies, "Nooooope." We hear sucking noises.

Lemonpaw meows, "Now, now, you know that she did!"

Rainbowpaw wails. "Everybody hates me!"

Shinyheart mutters to herself. "Some days I wonder if she's really my kit..."

Willowheart starts yelling at the top of her lungs. "TURN ON THE LIGHTS! I'M SCARED OF THE DARK! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME! AHHHHHH! CLAUSTROPHOBIA! I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T BREATHE! AHHHHH! HYPVENTILATION, HYPERVENTILATION!" We hear exaggerated wheezing.

We hear the sigh that accompanies an eye roll, and then a click.

Willowheart screams once again. "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! MY EYES! THEY BURN! AHHHHHH! I NEED A BLINDFOLD! I'M GOIN' BLIND! AHHHHHH! WHERE IS EVERYONE? ! HELP ME! I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GO—" Then we hear a crash. "OW. NO WAIT, I THINK I'M FINE."

We hear the sigh with an eye roll again.

Smokesplash asks, "Everyone? Can we stop being anonymous yet?"

Patchclaw adds, "When will Mothstar make us have identities yet?"

Mothstar mews impatiently, "Okay, okay, okay! Stop it with the 'yet's!"

Please review!