A/N- So yeah this is one of my first Fanfic stories, all of mine are gonna be about warriors, so enjoy! Reviews are great!

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Welcome to:

Tigerstar & Firestar Talk show!

With Firestar as the host and Tigerstar as the, uh, other host!

Date: December 31st, 2009!

*Applause *

Tigerstar- Welcome to our Talk show!

Firestar- Our topic today is-

Tigerstar- Uhh, I believe I'M supposed to be saying that, Firestar!

Firestar- Well, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes-Imma- Better-Leader-Than-You, I believe you are incorrect.

Tigerstar- Fine.

Firestar- Good.

Tigerstar- Okay.

Firestar- Great.

Tigerstar- Awesome.

*Pause *

Tigerstar- So anyway, our topic today is-

Firestar- Hey TigerPAW, how 'bout we change up the topic today?

Tigerstar- What are you talking about?

Firestar- Why don't we make it about how CERTAIN leaders think they are so much better than other leaders, UNLIKE SOME!

Tigerstar- Well, FireKIT, I believe that topic suits you VERY nicely.

Firestar- Burn in hell!

Tigerstar- Don't make me get my chainsaw on you!

Firestar- Oh, Plu-LEASE, nobody is scared of that thing. All it does is make a scary noise.

Tigerstar- Fine.

Firestar- Good.

Tigerstar- Okay.

Firestar- Great.

Tigerstar- Awesome.

*Pause *

Tigerstar- You know, the topic today was supposed to be about how enemy's become friends, and I just thought that-that-that *bursts out crying *

WAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!! I wanna be friends with you Firestar! I'm tired of being enemies! We have known each other for a long time now, and all we've accomplished is killing Bluestar! I've always secretly admired you! When you were licking yourself, oh how that got my horses running! What do you say, friends?

Firestar- No.

Tigerstar- Fine.

Firestar- Good.

Tigerstar- Okay.

Firestar- Great.

Tigerstar- Awesome.

*Pause *

Firestar- Stay tuned in for our next show! Will Tigerstar finally come out of the closet? Will I admit to being desperate? Find out and thanks for watching!

*Applause *

Curtains close.

All of a sudden the audience hears a smooching noise, then a loud BANG. What the hell happened?

Tigerstar pops his head out.

Tigerstar- Uhh, technical difficulties….

Firestar- Tigerstar, get your fat little ass back in here! I'm not done with you!

Tigerstar- Is there such thing as cat butt rape?

Random person- HAHA COWBOY BUTT SEX WATCH FAMILY GUY YOU SICK BAS****!!!!!!

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A/N- So how was it? I need more ideas and stuff so please add that in your review! What should the next topic be about? It all depends on you DUH-DUH-DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I'll make it longer next chapter, and I'll need at least 10 reviews, maybe less, it depends on how ya'll like it.

Gracias for reading!