Note: this story is a remake of one of my other stories from my other pen name 'm3otoko' there's a lot more swearing and I tried to make it funnier. So sit back and enjoy XD
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Why! Just why in the hell did he have to pick me for his first pokemon; the stupid son of a bitch. From the moment I met him; my life has been a cimplete and utter MISERY! Thanks to that old douche back who thinks he's the 'pokemon expert' I have to put up with "Pikachu use volt tackle." And "iron tail!" ARRGGGH! He is so so annoying. He sounds like a chocking charizard when he yells. Oh my poor ears….
I swear if he yells "I wanna be a pokemon master" I will shove a pokeball right up his ass! Or better still, I'll get snivy to vine whip his ass so hard, he won't be able to sit for months!
Honestly, when he nearly died in the first pokemon movie I was overjoyed, you should've seen the tears of joy I spilled. "at last!" I thought happily "thank you god thank you!" but i must've pissed someone off in my past live, cuz the joy ended as quickly as it began, somehow my tears of joy brought the fucker back! OMFG!
I tell you, charizard is sooooo lucky; I wish I was a fire type. I want to singe his balls of! And hear him scream like the little skitty he is! And turn him to real 'ash'
So you ask, "why do you act like his best friend" well now, we wouldn't want to upset any of the little kiddies watching now would we?