Our "favourite" heroes walking along a road (that's original) But many things have changed since we last blew them up. Ash has no memory of anything to do with pokémon. Brock is an optician (how ironic-he has no eyes) Misty is the president (WHAT KIND OF SICK COUNTRY IS THIS?) Jesse and James captured Pikachu a long time ago when Ash stopped giving a damn. They ran off with Tracy to train Pikachu into a giant model (as far as I heard, it turned into Barney the dinosaur and killed them). Be warned. This story has not only the "usual" pokémon but some new ones as well. Anyway. Our "favourite" heroes are walking down a road, when a giant Po (yes, Po) slides out from a bush, "Eh oh" it says handling the grenade in it's hand. "Uh oh" said Misty. "NO! EH OH DUMBASS!" shouted Po, looking enraged. "What? What is it?" cried Brock running round in circles (he has no eyes, remember?) then he ran into a tree and fainted. (Basically, that's our way of getting him out of the picture) "What is that thing?" wondered Ash, "Is it a cat?" "I'm not a cat fool, I'm a Teletubbie! The newest and most dangerous of all pokémon!" The weird Po started laughing maniacally, "I don't think so!" shouted a voice, and a giant Blue dog (Hey, it's Nicola's mum!) jumped down from the tree's with a man called Steve/Kevin on her back. (Oh wait, it's just that weird blue dog), The two weirdo's began to battle it out. And Ash and Misty ran off, leaving Brock behind because they never really liked him in the first place. Then all of a sudden, Nicola ran out from a bush (no she's not a pokémon) "Eat shit fool!" she cried, and blasted Ash away with a large flame-thrower that magically appeared in her hands. Then she grinned and grabbed a v. v. v. v. v. large can of Irn Bru and drank it in one go. Misty ran of screaming. "Does she think I'm a bug?" wondered Nicola, then she shrugged and ran off to "play" with James Marsters. Misty carried on screaming 'til a leg shot out from a bush and tripped her up, she looked at the person who tripped her up. "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she cried. "Oops! I did it again!" said the person (can you tell who it is yet?) "Shut up! Shut up shut up!" screamed Misty and ran off, screaming. "Hey that's the president!" said Britney "she's so lucky." she sang and ate herself. Misty managed to get to a local town. She ran quickly to the mental hospital to inform them that Britney had escaped. But when she opened the doors to the hospital, she came face to face with Corinne. "HIY.AHHHHHHHH! IT'S ORANGE FREAK!" screamed Corinne and ran past Misty screaming. She ran off down the road. Misty went to the reception and rang the bell loudly. Oscar the grouch suddenly appeared by the counter, "don't touch that bell!" he grouched, then disappeared. Misty looks towards the screen for a minute, and shrugs, then carries on ringing the bell. "alright, alright, I'm coming!" mutters a familiar voice. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!" screams Misty. "IT'S WILL YOUNG!" she screamed. "What's will young?" screamed Will Young "oh.wait a sec.I'M WILL YOUNG!" will Young screamed and jumped down a well, when he realised who he actually was. Misty wrote a note to the people in the hospital telling them about Britney and Will. Then she ran out of there and fell into a big hole. Where she got stuck and was forced to listen to that annoying Cubix advert every 5 seconds of the day.

************Down the hole************

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed misty "CUBIX!"