The Misfits Christmas Special
Santa Syzoth
On Christmas Eve night, Riana and the kids, Nymeria and Aemon, were sleeping. Although Riana was worried about Syzoth. She heard a ruckus later at night. She woke up, and found that it was coming from the chimney. She took a flashlight, and pointed it up the chimney. It was Santa... Syzoth?
Riana: Syzoth?
Syzoth: Greetings!"
Riana: What are you doing on the chinmey?
Outside, Erron and Ermac were laughing, seeing Syzoth stuck on the chimney.
Syzoth: Um... I'm kind of stuck... oh no...
Riana: What's wrong?
From a distance, a very loud flatulence can be heard. Erron and Ermac fell to the ground laughing hard.
Syzoth: FUCK YOU BOTH!
Riana stormed out the house.
Riana: You two did this?
Erron: RUN!
Erron and Ermac got away.
Aemon: Dad!
Syzoth: I'm sorry son.
Nymeria: I heard... oh...
Nymeria smelled the stench.
Riana: How did you get stuck?
Syzoth: Kotal asked me to play the role of Santa for Outworld. Those two idiots got me drunk off eggnog...
Riana: Is that the bag of gifts?
Syzoth: Yea.
Riana: Try to get the bag out.
Syzoth did that and fell into the chimney, only to land balls first on the log inside the fireplace. Syzoth screamed in pain.
Nymeria: Dad, are you ok?
Syzoth: MY BALLS!
Riana came back to the house.
Riana: Are you ok?
Syzoth: In real pain, but yes.
Riana: i got the gift bag. I'll let Kotal know tomorrow. Go back to bed, kids.
After taking care of Syzoth's lizard balls, they went to sleep. In the morning, they woke up. Riana made hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies while Syzoth made tea. They opened the Christmas presents. Kotal came by with Erron and Ermac, along with Kristina and the children, Ennis and Zinnia, and apologized for the mishap. Riana, Syzoth and the rest of the gang celebrated Christmas together.
CW2K: And a Merry Christmas to all!