COME ON LET'S GO TO WALES
"it's a beautiful celtic adventure!"
Once day after the scary events with Mel Gibson and Richard Nixon, David Tennant and Pinkie Pie's wedding, the honeymoon was coming to da end and Scoutland was wearing thin. There was already marriafge problems because Deke had told them to stick a beer pipe up their noses to inhales the German beer. Anyway, Tennant needed man times and calleded his BFF Matt Smith, you know, that bastard with no eyebrows? No? That douche who has a jaw like a horse? No? The guy who wears a setson on his asshole? OH HIM. YEA.
So David tennant jumped on Pinkie Pee and rode her to Wales to meet Matt Smith but there was much exlosipion when they bumnped into Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way. "Oh hai Eniby" say David Tennant, then she turn into final bosh and David ragged her head off to steal her mascabra. He did win dance and Deke cum. OH HAI DEKE say Pinkie Pee and David Tennant.
But it was not Deke. IT WAS JACUB BLAK!1111 He transmorph into a house cat and licked them to death and fail because he was chikcei wuss because Seifer was a seven year old insulting solicitor and David Tennant who was Pinkie Pee's husband were being assaulted by da cat. Matt come and eats da cat's head because he did and did LOL. "Oh danke Matt Smith" he said in a sexy gay voice aand Pinkie Pee urinated on a horse lol she is a poney geddit it. NO? fuck yoo.
Matt smith smile gay, "yes I save day." They go to wales and lave Pinkie pee to be eaten open by fleeches and everyone cried but wait they didn't hear about Elton John's latest single/.. That's when he ca,me and was angry! he was in loves with matt smith and would fight to mortal kombat!
Mortal Kombat music come and they do pose to fights da fight. MORTAL KOMBAT say dat dude who shouts da song in techno modus. DADADADADAADAD OPRTAL KOMBAT!11111 SOnya, Liu Kanungfz . Elton used ower of glasses to deliver is swag and David Tennant karate TARDIS his ass to hell. Fluttershit, Rainbow Dash and that other one Unicorno da horsy porn star watched in entertaining bemusement and cheesed David Tennant's name.
DAVID TENNANT!
Elton use da power of his receding hair to laser David Tennant but David Tennant uses friendship. OMG Elton John is tazed by the magic of freidnship! FINISH HIM shouted Fluttershy. David Tennant used R1 R2 R1 R2 R2 SQUARE to deliver the final blow countdown of STESTON COWBAY HAT LIFESIZE and it crushed Elton and his career.
"MAH HERO" screamies Matt Smith and they kiss with heartfelled gaiety. They remember Pinkie Pee's memory but they love to love to love to love love love. So Collin was da pageboy, they adopted 50 ponies including Rarity who designed Matt Smith's wedding dress and that Apple...Bees? Apple Jack?
THEY LIVES HAPPILY.
TO BE CONTINUED?11111