Prologue

"Ba, baba, ba-ba!" Uzumaki Naruto, the newly made academy student of Konohagakure at an age of six months, could be seen saluting to Hiruzen Sarutobi, the third hokage.

"...I'm sorry. Can you repeat that please?" The hokage shut his orange book, not catching what Naruto just said.

"Uhh...ba, ba! Ba ba ba, ba, baba, ba-ba!" Naruto pointed at a hitai-ite in front of him.

"Um...okay? Uhh, can someone you know, uh, do it I guess?" Hokage scratched his chin as he awkwardly looked at genin with no idea of what to do.

"Sniff" "Sniff" Naruto's eyes moisturized as the hokage just sat on his chair, doing nothing.

Oh no. Sarutobi sweat furiously as Naruto threw himself on the ground and started crying.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Baby Naruto screamed as he swept the whole office, leaving the hokage dumbfounded.

"Uh, um, uh," Hokage continued to scratch his chin, still pondering on what to do.

"Um, uh, um," Hokage's chin started to bleed as he unconsciously continued to scratch.

"Uh, um, ok." Hokage picked Naruto up and tied Naruto's oversized hitai-ite on his stomach. In response, Naruto stopped crying and happily clapped.

"Ba ba, ba ba ba ba!" Naruto played with a metal plate for a bit before falling asleep.

"Phew, that was totally a S-ranked mission." Hokage wiped his sweaty forehead before fainting.

"Hokage-sama, you gotta be kidding me! Letting a six months old baby to enroll in the academy? You know that babies don't have any money to pay, and I don't accept freeloaders!" Bekky Baka, the chunin instructor, protested to serious looking hokage.

"K, look, Bekky, you know how Naruto is jinchuriki of Kyuubi, right? This means that Naruto is really powerful, cuz he is the only one who is able to do that. So yea, I think he is ready for the training. Right, Naruto?" Hokage asked to the baby right next to him, who barfed at him inn response. "Don't worry, Bekky, cuz according to the story, you will be dead after a week from alcohol overdose."

"Oh, okay then! I guess I will be seeing him tomorrow then!" Bekky Baka exited the room with a skip.

"Next up, Uchiha Itachi versus Uzumaki Naruto!" A no name chunin instructor who will be dead after twenty six years called out outside the ring. In the ring were a six year old boy and a six months old boy.

"Hajime!" Itachi immediately leaped at Naruto, looking for a way to end the battle as quick as possible.

*Sniff" "Sniff" Naruto started to cry because of Itachi's killing intent.

"Urgh!" Itachi's fist stopped just before it hit Naruto."Why, why can't I hit him? WHY?!" His body shook before walking out of the ring. "Ugh, consider this as your win, Uzumaki Naruto. But next time, I will definitely win!"

"Winner, Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Hokage-sama, you gotta be kidding me! Letting a year and half old baby to be the Rookie of the Year? You know that babies can't become a Rookie of the Year. Uh...they just CAN'T!" Nikoniko Ni, the chunin instructor, protested to serious looking hokage.

"K, look, Nick, you know how Naruto is jinchuriki of Kyuubi, right? This means that Naruto is really powerful, cuz he is the only one who is able to do that. So yea, I think he deserves to be the Rookie of the Year. Right, Naruto?" Hokage asked to the baby right next to him, who drooled in response. "Don't worry, Nick, cuz according to the story, you will be removed from this world after a week."

"Oh, okay then! Well, congrats, Naruto!" Nikoniko Ni exited the room with a skip.

"Mama!" Naruto cried at Itachi, who face palmed in response.

"Naruto, r u stupid? I ain't your mama, I am Itachi."

"Sniff" "Sniff" Naruto started to cry-

"Okay, okay, fine! I will be your mama!"

That day, Itachi became a girl.