A/N: Okay this one was partly written by my friend Claire.. like the first two and a half chapters was all her... and yes... this is supposed to be really stupid.

CHAPTER X

*dinosaur noise*

The midday sun beat mercilessly upon the worn cobblestones of Harjeon's streets. Katie's eyes fluttered open to notice the ankles of passing strangers.

She started, rolling out of the way like a ninja before a portly Asian man trampled her. He looked like a bloated version of Miura Haruna. The thought was revolting.

She decided to wake up Chelsea, who was lying beside her, groaning.

"CHELSEA!"

Chelsea began to move. "Whozzaicantdothis…doyoulikebananas….ilikebana-"

"NO!" Katie yelled. "We're not on the moon anymore, Chelsea-that was LAST summer. You need to get up before we almost get trampled again!"

Chelsea's eyes popped open. The sun was high in the crystal-blue sky, and she could feel the stirrings of a sea breeze on her exposed arms. They sure as hell weren't in Kansas anymore.

"Look at all these shops. They sell MAGICS!"

"WHOAAAAA. It's….so shiny!"

"How do we be making the magics?"

Katie clapped a hand on her shoulder. "My friend….I have no idea. But I have a hunch that we should be finding hot men."

Chelsea got up, knocking over a passing hobbit. "LET'S GO TO THE BEACH."

THEY WENT TO THE BEACH

Katie accidentally a tidal wave that washed away all the sexy sun-baked men.

"OMG I CAN HAS BE HAVING THE WATER MAGICS" Katie screamed

Then a dragon appeared. Katie tried to fus ro dah it, but then took an arrow to the

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It didn't work.

So she slayed the dragon with water instead.

"OMG I CAN HAS BE HAVING THE DRAGON SLAYING MAGICS. TIME TO JOIN A GUILD, " Katie yelled.

They decided to go to Fairy Tail. Somehow, they instinctively knew exactly where it was. It was as if a certain blonde Blue Pegasus mage had infused their brains with the information.

The entire journey there, Chelsea was depressed. Why was Katie such a badass magicker, when she didn't have any power at all?

The thought almost made her angry. But she was too loyal to Katie to take it out on her. So she punched the first gigantic-boobed blonde girl that she came across square in the face.

Lucy's head exploded, and a set of golden keys came raining down on Chelsea's head. She instinctively picked them up, inspecting them.

Suddenly, a fluffy pink-haired goat girl appeared.

"GOMEN NASAIIIIII~~~" she cried, offensively stereotyping the entire Asian continent.

"STOP BEING SO RACIST!" Chelsea yelled, punching Aries in the face. She exploded, as well.

A well-dressed guy with wild orange hair appeared where Aries had been. "Hey, who do you think you are? You can't just-"

The girl before him was beautiful. The way the wind tousled her red-blonde hair…the way the blood of his former friends dripped languidly from her furled fist…

Loke was in love.

"Hey, you're hot. I might not kill you," she grinned.

He leaned down, kissing her hand. "Master, I will serve you….in any way you desire. Until the end of time." He began licking her hand, slowly and sinuously.

"I'M STILL HERE!" Katie screeched, dumbstruck.

Chelsea ignored her. "Hey, hotness-Can you get us into Fairy Tail?"

"Of course!" he yelled, delighted. He created a portal, then dragged them through the Spirit World. They materialized on Fairy Tail's doorstep.

They were at….FAIRY TAIL!

CHAPTER XI: FAIRY TAIL

The first thing they noticed in Fairy Tail were the boobs. Everywhere.

They took off their shirts.

"Hey, we'd like to join Fairy Tail," Katie grinned, sauntering over to a short bald guy holding a phallus-shaped staff.

He eyed them quizzically. "What do you two do?"

"I slay dragons. With water."

A dozen jaws dropped, including those of a blue-haired girl and a pink-haired dude.

"And I'm a Trollestial Spirit mage with a penchant for making heads explode," Chelsea smiled.

Loke, still licking her, nodded.

"Wait…where's Lucy?" someone asked. Silence ensued.

Then cheers broke out.

Makarov shook each of their hands emphatically (the ones not drenched in saliva, anyway). "Welcome to the guild. Maybe you two can actually make yourselves useful, unlike these useless do-nothings."

Mirajane just smiled.

Chelsea and Katie high-fived, resulting in an explosion of awesome. Their adventures had just begun.

CHAPTER XII: GRAY

Katie sat at one of the many bar tables, playing with a small volume of water in a beer mug. She made it spin, dance, scatter and coagulate, and then-

An angsty-looking pale guy in his underwear was sitting across from her, staring intently through the water at her.

"Can I help you?" she asked, annoyed. "I can't do my daily water exercises with you JUDGING ME."

"If I'm judging you, it's on how SEXY I find you," he drooled.

"Hey, I'm down with that," she said, allowing the water to fall back into the cup.

"You're new here aren't you?" he said with a smile once he realized she was totes crushing on his sexy bod. "I'm Gray Fullbuster. What can I call such a beautiful goddess such as yourself?" Katie giggled like a little school girl.

"I'm Katie… Hi…" She said totally fan girling over him. Chelsea then walked up with Loke faithfully at her side licking her hand. She stared at the two for a second in confusion, not understanding what Katie saw in this half naked weirdo. She cleared her throat and Gray looked up at her, but Katie, her eyes still locked on his tight muscular pectorals, only sighed a heavy, lovestruck sigh.

"Katie, we need to get the moneys like yesterday. So get your lazy dragon slaying butt up and go on this job with me," Chelsea demanded. Katie smiled and grabbed Gray's hand.

"DO YOU WANNA GO WITH US GRAY?" Katie asked. Gray smiled and looked deep into her eyes.

"If you're there, I'll do anything," He said as he puppy love in his eyes. A girl with curly blue hair appeared behind Katie with an evil look in her eyes.

"Love rival…. Juvia will defeat you…" Was all the girl, Apparently named Juvia, said as she stared daggers through Katie's back. Chelsea and Loke stared her down.

"GRAY! I WILL BEAT YOU!" said a pink, spiky haired guy as he fell from the sky his hand engulfed in flames. Gray simply got up and moved and the boy fell face first to the ground. Chelsea pulled Katie out of her seat and whispered into her ear,

"Let's just go finish this job really quick, before we get pulled into civil war." Katie nodded and they ran out the door before anyone could notice their disappearance.

"So what is this apparently easy job you're forcing me to do?" Katie asked as they ran.

"Oh just go to some place called Edolas and save this boy band from a dragon…. or a dragon robot… I can't remember exactly…. But after this job we should have enough of teh moneys to go pay Celestia our bar tab," Chelsea said.

"To Edolas then!" Katie exclaimed.

CHAPTER XIII: MEANWHILE

Meanwhile in Edolas, Claire discovered that she could be having teh magics too! So she went and joined up with guild thing and totally pwnd all dem biches, cause she haz teh reel magics.

Meanwhile, Katie, Chelsea and Loke found themselves in Edolas' Disney Land! Which was the most evil place on earth because it was the opposite of Earthland's Disney Land and we all know that is the happiest freaking place in the galaxies.

"THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I SAID LETS GO TO DISNEY! WHAT THE FRIGG IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?" Chelsea screamed as evil Mickey Mouse chased her around in a circle.

Then Katie Fus ro dah'd and every one but Chelsea was dead, including some useless Bull spirit Chelsea had called upon to help kill Mickey.

"Well… There goes Taurus," Loke said, "Ah well, He was a pervert any ways."

Then a boy around Chelsea's height with dark spiky hair emerged from a bush. He looked like a really cute nerd.

"Wow, you guys managed to kill them all," He said. Katie and Chelsea nodded, "I'm Logan by the way, are you the wizards I sent for?"

"Your a boy band?" Chelsea asked and folded her arms.

"Yeah, where's the band part?" Katie asked and fist bumped Chelsea. Logan looked at them in annoyance and said,

"We have to save them from other various dangers that this wired world has to offer. First, We should probably go save Carlos from the weird flying cat people," Katie and Chelsea shrugged their shoulders. Chelsea pulled out a gold key with a lion on it.

"Loke return," She said as the lion guy disapperated into the magic golden key. Logan looked at the key in her hand completely astounded.

"How do?" He asked taking the key.

"A true magician never reveals their secrets," Chelsea said snatching the key back. Katie laughed.

"No, you just don't know how you do it," She said laughing. Then the two with their new side kick were off on their adventure to find some one named Carlos.