Disclaimer: ^^ Hey everyone! Time to introduce myself—

Inu-Yasha: ~.~ Say, isn't this the disclaimer?

Wolf-chan: O.O Oh... Yeah... Right... ^^; Sorry... Okay, anyway, so... Hayley and I don't own Shaman King, Inu-Yasha, Pokemon (BWAHAHAHA!! POKEMON BASHING!! ^^ What fun), Yu-Gi-Oh!, or whatever else we use in this particular ficcy other than ourselves (Me being Wolf Kouji the Great and Hayley being... Hayley)

A/N: ^^ Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed, I am not Hayley! Actually... We came up with the idea to do a dual fic one day and trade off chapters. I do these things a lot but I think this is Hayley's first time (right?). So, some of you are wondering who the hell I am right? Well... Time to introduce myself!! ahem 'Tis I, Wolf Kouji the Great!! (That's my ff.net pen name too so if ya feel like it you can check out some of my stories... ^^;; I have on there mostly crossovers though I do have ONE Yu Yu Hakusho fic... Though... Meh. It's not all that great. Got a lotta things I need to fix about that fic before I update it...) My e-mail's thelupintwins@hotmail.com if that interests you any... (Yes, I use MSN Instant Messenger...) And I—

Inu-Yasha: u.u I think that enough about you! *slams his fist down on top of Wolf-chan's head*

Wolf-chan: ACK!! Ow!! That hurt!

Inu-Yasha: That's the point! Now, if you don't mind, I think your listeners would like you to start telling the story...

Wolf-chan: *whines, weeping* Okay... *sniffs* Meanie...







One day, Ryou Bakura was walking to school when all of a sudden something came flying out of the sky...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" shouted the something flying out of the sky.

Bakura tried to move out of the way of the odd thing but unfortunately couldn't move fast enough and the poor little guy got squashed.

BOOM!!

The something landed headfirst into Bakura, slamming him into the ground. When the something recovered, it looked up in the general direction it had come somewhat fearfully. "I hope she doesn't come after me..." it said.

Bakura, still under the something stirred and groaned. "Owww... Do you mind getting off me sir?"

The man looked down at Bakura and jumped off. "So sorry! I didn't see you there kid!"

"Obviously not..." Bakura replied getting up and brushing himself off. "Now, tell me, what caused you to go flying about in the first place?"

"Oh, you don't want to know," the man replied.

Bakura raised his eyebrows and looked at the man with a skeptical look on his face. "Really?"

"Yes!"

"What is your name, sir?" Bakura asked.

"My name is Ryo!" the man replied.(a/n: Making it sound like Ryou)

"Ahh..." Bakura said. Then he paused. "Wait a minute. I'M Ryou, you can't be Ryou; what're you trying to do, rob me of my acting job?!"

"Huh?" Ryo looked at Bakura oddly. "What do you mean?"

"This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! set!!"

"Oh, figures..." Ryou sighed and shook his head. "Well, that means I'll have to make my way back to the Shaman King set... How in the world am I going to find it now...? Anna must've thrown me quite a long ways..."

"Ooooh... So you're NOT trying to take my job... Good. My Yami'd kill you," Bakura said.

"Yami...?"

"That's right. My darker half, essentially."

"Ah, okay..." Ryo said, not quite getting it.

"Oh, great..." Bakura sighed exasperatedly. "I really don't want to have to show you sir..."

"Why not?"

"Because!! My Yami has... Er... Violent tendencies..."

"Oh... So?"

"ARGH! Never mind, just get off the set... We're going to have to delete this whole scene. Hey, director, did you cut that?"

"What? You kidding? This is great!! Keep talking!" the director shouted.

"WHAT?!" Bakura said, shocked. "What do you mean?!"

"I said, keep talking!! Get to it!"

Just then Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Tea walked up. "Oh, hey Bakura, who's the new friend?" Yugi asked.

"Huh? Oh, hey Yugi... This isn't exactly a friend but... his name's Ryo, he flew by from the Shaman King set," Bakura said.

"Oh... Cool, we've never had visitors from any other sets before, huh Yug'?" Joey said excitedly.

"Uh... No... I don't think the other director's have allowed it... I guess the Japanese anime creators just don't like crossovers and parodies..." Yugi said.

"Yeah..." Tea said. "Well, it's nice to meet you Ryo."

Ryo backed away immediately and whispered to Bakura, "She has bitch potential doesn't she?"

"Uh... Not really..." Bakura said looking at Ryou strangely.

Tea looked at Ryo angrily, a vein throbbing on her temple, and said, "What'd you say?!"

Ryo backed even further and said, "You sure...?"

Bakura sighed and shook his head. "This is going to be a looong day..."



Sure enough, by the end of the day, Ryo had aggravated Tea so much that she chased him all throughout the set, causing much mayhem. Out of curiosity, Yami and Yami Bakura came out, causing even more chaos.

The two Yamis got into a huge argument over whom would battle Ryo first, causing mass confusion on Ryo's end. "Duel...? With cards...?" he muttered.

Tristan sighed and shook his head. "Don't you guys have Duel Monsters cards on your set?"

"Duel Monsters...?"

"Never mind..."

"I WIN!!" Yami shouted, holding up a Magic Card.

Yami Bakura pouted, whining, "No fair!! I had a Trap Card!! You can't do that! It's cheating!"

"Magic Cards beat Trap Cards, I told you that before we cut the decks!"

"It's still cheating!"

"Is not! I won fair and square!!"

"DID NOT!!"

"DID TOO!!"

"DID NOT!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!!"

"TOO!!"

"NOT!!" A pause. "Hey, wait!! You can't do that!! You cheated again!!" Yami Bakura shouted angrily.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Yami shouted sidling toward Ryo. "It's time to duel!"

There were whispers amongst the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters. "He didn't stutter this time..." Tea said.

Yami, a vein popping out on his head, turned around slowly. "Of COURSE not! I DON'T STUTTER!! NEVER DID!!"

"But--"

"DAMMIT!! SHUT UP!! ALL OF YOU!" Yami shouted flailing his arms. "I can't take this abuse!!"

"Abuse...?" Everyone looked at each other confused while Ryo, completely at a loss in the midst of all this, crept off somewhere else, trying to figure out where the hell to go in order to find the Shaman King set.







A/N: Short and sweet! ^^;; I dunno, I hopes you likes. ^^ *flashes "v" sign* It's kinda sketchy. I really didn't have a clear idea about how I was going to do this, though I knew I wanted to have Ryo and Bakura meet somehow...

So far, only Shaman King and Yu-Gi-Oh!... heh, Ryo's kind of lost at the moment. ^^ And as far as using our own personalized characters... I'll let Hayley decide.

(And I'm going to have to read quite a few Shaman King character bios... I haven't gotten too far in the anime yet—American TV only started showing it on Fox awhile ago. I think it is on episode nine... ten... Not sure, but I've read quite a bit of the manga, though the show's going a hell of a lot faster and so already they've just introduced a character –Tray (or Horo Horo as I just discovered... ((Stupid translators... changing their names... BAH!! *weeps* And unfortunately all this requires spoiling a few things... Oh, well... *sighs* ^^ I'll do anything for a good story!)—of which I'm not too familiar with... So bear with me, Shaman King fans! u.u)