Hi guys!!!! This is Bunneh and Evie/Ivana!!!! This fic that was written a LONG time ago is really funny, so please review!!! Please!!!!! *both go down on knees and begs* I guess some flames are accepted….if they're not that harsh.

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Cooky Lives

Chapter One: Just some Random Things…

"Bunneeeeeh!!" A girl yelled from half a block away.

"1. Nani?!" the pinked haired girl had no choice but to answer back, and boy, did she scream.

The girl reached 'Bunneh', "Oh great, I forgot,"

"The ferrets got to your brain Iva," said 'Bunneh'

"WHAT?! AAAAHHHHH!!!!! GET 'EM OUT!!!! HEEELLP ME!!!!!!!" screamed Ivana.

"Help you what?" Bunneh said scratching her head but feeling something fuzzy, "AHHH They're after me!! HELP!!!

"Bunneh?" Ivana said, no answer, "Bunneh?!" Still no answer, "BUNNEH?!"

"Yeeessss?"

"There aren't any- OW! What was THAT?!" screamed Ivana grabbing her head after just being hit by something.

"'THAT' was my pet Bunnie," answered Bunneh. (A/N: Weird huh? Bunnie/ Bunneh)

"Your bunny can fly?" asked Ivana cocking her head to the side.

"SHE HAS WINGS" yelled Bunneh with stars in her eyes.

"I have wings?" Bunnie looked at herself, "I can FLY!!" Bunnie hopped into a tree, "GUESS WHAT WORLD?! I CAN FFLLLLLYYYY!!!!!! She jumped out of the tree and out of no where Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle came in a caught her.

"All that is needed is love, trust, and Pixy-" Peter stared

*BOOM-GUNSHOT-RIFLE*

"I. Hate. Peter. Pan!!!" Scorpion said holding a rifle. (A/N: If you don't know, which you won't Scorpion is Bunneh's own character.)

"You know you can go to jail for that," Ivana said.

"I could?"

"Yes,"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, you just killed off a Disney character…"

"Dude,"

"Dudette,"

"That was awesome!" yelled Bunneh, " Do it again! Do it again!"

"Isn't there supposed to be a body lying there?" Ivana asked.

"Dude he was make believe!"

"Onto another topic please…" Bunneh said bored out of her life.

"Oooh I know!!!" said Ivana.

"What…" said Bunneh afraid of what she was going to hear next.

"PENGUINS!!!"

"NO!" yelled both Scorpion and Bunneh.

"Aww you guys are no fun! Oh well let's Party !!!"

"Where?"

"HERE!!!!" Ivana grabbed Bunneh and started to dance.

"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Yeah, with a lot of O's!"

"Cheerios?"

"But I like Cheerios,"

"Okay then Cheerios!" ^^ (A/N: Did you loose track of the people who are talking? Me too…)

"Good for a balanced breakfast!" Out of no where Ivana's nosey brother comes out, "You're in trouble," he said.

"And you're a monkey," Bunneh said being the 2. Kitsune-elf-witch thing she is, turned Ivana's brother into a monkey.

"HA HA!! Monkey MAAAANNN!!!!!!" Ivana yelled as she was laughing her arse off! (A/N: If you don't know where Monkey Man is from, he's from Hey Arnold) All of a sudden there was something coming, and they were penguins, the BLACK and BLUE and PURPLE ones. Goodness Gracious.

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~End Short Transmission of chapter one and wait one more freaky week for chapter two.

Ok here are the translations of the words you might not have understood,

1. Nani- What (in Japanese)

2. Kitsune- a mystical fox that can change shapes (also Japanese)

Um, we also have to say sorry to Jennie because she put us in her fic and we promise that she will be introduced in the next chapters.

Are you confused? *readers nod head* Good, REVIEW PLEASE!!

Basic outline:

Bunneh and I (Ivana or just Evie) made up this story in one day, so it might not be THAT good but it's good. You see Bunneh and I really like to write so we tried to do this together!!!

Oh and since you've read this, check out our other fics:

Bunneh: Bunny Luna

Jennie: Secretmirror180

Ivana: EvilVidel