1 She Thinks My Gundam's Sexy
An original parody by Kathryn
::Disclaimer:: I do not own GW or it characters. I'm just obsessed with them. I do not own "She thinks my tractor's sexy" or any song by Paul Overstreet.
Duo: Ummm. can I ask you something?
Me: (sigh) What, Duo?
Duo: A country song?
Me: Yes, country.
Duo: Why? I thought you didn't like country.
Me: I don't. This song just works.
Duo: .
Me: Enjoy!
~ * ~
Plowin' the people over near the hot summer sun
Over by the hanger lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken
And a big jug of hot coffee
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Close up the cockpit and stir up some dust
Just look at her face she ain't foolin' me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watching me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
We fly back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the carrier put it up for the night
Walk up in my room and talk with the ham radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked her what it is
She wants carrier and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny flight before I take he home
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watching me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it takes out Mobile Dolls her eyes light up
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watchin' me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
~ * ~
A.N. So how completely retarded was that? ()hurk() Ewww! That's disgusting!
Duo: Yeah, no kidding. And all over my new pants. ()sniff()()ugh() Stinky too.
You get to do my laundry now. I hope that smell doesn't stay.
Me: Hush up, braid boy. Just think, now you have a momento of this disgusting
Occasion.
Duo: But it smells like spaghetti, ham, cream cheese, mustard, gummi bears,
Runts, caramello, peaches, duck, sweet potatoes, corn and
Oatmeal-chocolate-chip-raisin-peanut-butter cookies all mixed together!
Me: Wow. You're good. That's what I've eaten today. Hmmm... You
Could be a big help. I have something else for you to smell.
Duo: Uh-oh. What?
Me: Glen. I want to know what 'he' is.
Duo: Your brother? Er, pet rock? I don't want to smell that vile thing!!!
Me: Oh, well. Can't blame you. But anyways, how'd you like? Comments
Wanted!!! ~_^
An original parody by Kathryn
::Disclaimer:: I do not own GW or it characters. I'm just obsessed with them. I do not own "She thinks my tractor's sexy" or any song by Paul Overstreet.
Duo: Ummm. can I ask you something?
Me: (sigh) What, Duo?
Duo: A country song?
Me: Yes, country.
Duo: Why? I thought you didn't like country.
Me: I don't. This song just works.
Duo: .
Me: Enjoy!
~ * ~
Plowin' the people over near the hot summer sun
Over by the hanger lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken
And a big jug of hot coffee
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Close up the cockpit and stir up some dust
Just look at her face she ain't foolin' me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watching me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
We fly back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the carrier put it up for the night
Walk up in my room and talk with the ham radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked her what it is
She wants carrier and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny flight before I take he home
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watching me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it takes out Mobile Dolls her eyes light up
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always watchin' me
While I'm killin' 'em all
She likes the way it's slicin' Leos on the land
She's even crazy 'bout my skin not bein' tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
She thinks my Gundam's sexy
~ * ~
A.N. So how completely retarded was that? ()hurk() Ewww! That's disgusting!
Duo: Yeah, no kidding. And all over my new pants. ()sniff()()ugh() Stinky too.
You get to do my laundry now. I hope that smell doesn't stay.
Me: Hush up, braid boy. Just think, now you have a momento of this disgusting
Occasion.
Duo: But it smells like spaghetti, ham, cream cheese, mustard, gummi bears,
Runts, caramello, peaches, duck, sweet potatoes, corn and
Oatmeal-chocolate-chip-raisin-peanut-butter cookies all mixed together!
Me: Wow. You're good. That's what I've eaten today. Hmmm... You
Could be a big help. I have something else for you to smell.
Duo: Uh-oh. What?
Me: Glen. I want to know what 'he' is.
Duo: Your brother? Er, pet rock? I don't want to smell that vile thing!!!
Me: Oh, well. Can't blame you. But anyways, how'd you like? Comments
Wanted!!! ~_^