Konnichi wa minna-san. Well I'm back from a long writing block. Well if you like my stories thank my bro. He helped me with it. Him being DBZ Vegetable and being a Vegeta fan. Well he helped me with the song parody and it's pretty good in my eyes but you don't have to like. Well this is dedicated to all Veggie-chan fans since he lost his life *sniff sniff* trying to protect the earth. DAMN BUU WON'T STAY DEAD!!! O yeah pleaz review.
Disclaimer: I own nothin'. The song #1 is Nelly's and his company and Vegeta is Akira Toroyama. Well enjoy and look for more of my stories soon. (I hope.)
[Vegeta]
Uh uh uh
I just gotta bring this to they attention dirty, that's all...
Verse 1:
You better watch who you talkin bout; runnin your mouth, like you know me
You gon' fuck around and show why the "Show Me" get called the "Show Me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me if your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants
A resident of Japan; but you swear I'm from Britain
Ya'll must be trippin - come on do I look it?
Trying to confur this - my chain to yo' chain
I'm not Goku or Yamcha - no sense, out of your range
You out of your brains, thinkin' I'ma shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
All the pressure you applyin it's time to ease off
Before I hit you from the blindside taking your sleeves off
As much as we's floss, still hard to please boss
Don't be lyin, bitchin, and crying - suck it up as a loss
Cause your, attacks are wack, your whole race is wack
And matter fact, eh eh-eh eh a-hold that
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you man
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey...
[Unknown Female AKA Bulma]
Do you like it when I shake it for ya, daddy? Move it all around?
Let you get a peep before it touches the ground?
[Vegeta]
Verse 2:
Hell yeah ma I love a onna that's willin' to learn
Willin' to get in the driver's seat and willin to turn
And not concerned about that he say, she say, did he say
what I think he said? Squash that, he probably got that off eBay
Or some, Internet access some, website chat line
Mad cause I got signed, don't whine cause it's mine
Ohh if my father could see me now
If he could see how many fighters wanna be me now
Straight imatating my style right to the "pound pound"
Can't leave out the stores now better wait 'til they calm down
I got little shorties, comin asking, "Yo where the party?"
Ooh lordy - will I continue to ack naughty?
Mixin Krillin and Bardock, got me thinkin fo' sho'
I'm not a man of many words but there's one thing I know - pimp
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now tell me now dirty
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey...
[Vegeta]
Verse 3:
Check it, uhh, check, yo
Aiyyo I'm tired of people judgin what's real Martial Arts
Half the time it be those humans who are evil old farts
YOU KNOW! Bone done sank and it ain't left the dock
C'MON! Mad cause I'm hot; HE JUST - mad cause he not
You ain't gotta give me my props, just gimme the yachts
Gimme my rocks, and keep my fights comin in flocks
'Til you top the Cell Games, keep your mouth of lock
Shhhhhhh.. {*crickets*} I'm hungry, ha ha ha!
I'm cocky ina fight but I'm humble in real life
Taking nothin for granted blessin e'rything on my life
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof
Bebi name not Gohan but I speak +The Truth+
I heat the booth - Veggie actin so uncouth
Top down shirt off in the coupe, speading the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin
And I'll do it again if it means I'ma win
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you man
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
EY! -what does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Heyyyy I.. am.. number one
I.. am.. number one
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
I.. am.. number one
Uhh uhh uh, uh uh uhh-uh uh
Listen I I, I I I - I number one
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I I, I I, number one...
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
.. number one
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well what did ya think. Pleaz don't hurt me.
Vegeta: Why the hell was I in this? I know I'm better than Kakaroto but I do not rap. Let me be little girl.
MM: Shut up Veggie-chan or I'll sick Veggiegurl on you. And you don't want me to do that now do you? *grins evily*
Vegeta: *runs away*
MM: Anyway pleaz do me a favor and review. If you do I'll send all the Z-fighters to your house. Ja ne. Bye Bye Bye. ^.^
Disclaimer: I own nothin'. The song #1 is Nelly's and his company and Vegeta is Akira Toroyama. Well enjoy and look for more of my stories soon. (I hope.)
[Vegeta]
Uh uh uh
I just gotta bring this to they attention dirty, that's all...
Verse 1:
You better watch who you talkin bout; runnin your mouth, like you know me
You gon' fuck around and show why the "Show Me" get called the "Show Me"
Why one-on-one you can't hold me if your last name was Haynes
Only way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants
A resident of Japan; but you swear I'm from Britain
Ya'll must be trippin - come on do I look it?
Trying to confur this - my chain to yo' chain
I'm not Goku or Yamcha - no sense, out of your range
You out of your brains, thinkin' I'ma shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
All the pressure you applyin it's time to ease off
Before I hit you from the blindside taking your sleeves off
As much as we's floss, still hard to please boss
Don't be lyin, bitchin, and crying - suck it up as a loss
Cause your, attacks are wack, your whole race is wack
And matter fact, eh eh-eh eh a-hold that
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you man
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey...
[Unknown Female AKA Bulma]
Do you like it when I shake it for ya, daddy? Move it all around?
Let you get a peep before it touches the ground?
[Vegeta]
Verse 2:
Hell yeah ma I love a onna that's willin' to learn
Willin' to get in the driver's seat and willin to turn
And not concerned about that he say, she say, did he say
what I think he said? Squash that, he probably got that off eBay
Or some, Internet access some, website chat line
Mad cause I got signed, don't whine cause it's mine
Ohh if my father could see me now
If he could see how many fighters wanna be me now
Straight imatating my style right to the "pound pound"
Can't leave out the stores now better wait 'til they calm down
I got little shorties, comin asking, "Yo where the party?"
Ooh lordy - will I continue to ack naughty?
Mixin Krillin and Bardock, got me thinkin fo' sho'
I'm not a man of many words but there's one thing I know - pimp
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now tell me now dirty
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey...
[Vegeta]
Verse 3:
Check it, uhh, check, yo
Aiyyo I'm tired of people judgin what's real Martial Arts
Half the time it be those humans who are evil old farts
YOU KNOW! Bone done sank and it ain't left the dock
C'MON! Mad cause I'm hot; HE JUST - mad cause he not
You ain't gotta give me my props, just gimme the yachts
Gimme my rocks, and keep my fights comin in flocks
'Til you top the Cell Games, keep your mouth of lock
Shhhhhhh.. {*crickets*} I'm hungry, ha ha ha!
I'm cocky ina fight but I'm humble in real life
Taking nothin for granted blessin e'rything on my life
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof
Bebi name not Gohan but I speak +The Truth+
I heat the booth - Veggie actin so uncouth
Top down shirt off in the coupe, speading the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin
And I'll do it again if it means I'ma win
Chorus:
I.. am.. number one - no matter if you like it
Here take it sit down and write it
I.. am.. number one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you man
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
EY! -what does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Heyyyy I.. am.. number one
I.. am.. number one
What does it take to be number one?
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
I.. am.. number one
Uhh uhh uh, uh uh uhh-uh uh
Listen I I, I I I - I number one
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I I, I I, number one...
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
.. number one
Goku's not a winner and Yamcha noboby remembers
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well what did ya think. Pleaz don't hurt me.
Vegeta: Why the hell was I in this? I know I'm better than Kakaroto but I do not rap. Let me be little girl.
MM: Shut up Veggie-chan or I'll sick Veggiegurl on you. And you don't want me to do that now do you? *grins evily*
Vegeta: *runs away*
MM: Anyway pleaz do me a favor and review. If you do I'll send all the Z-fighters to your house. Ja ne. Bye Bye Bye. ^.^