Hey guys I'm back! (If anyone even cares or realized that I was gone in the first place) So sorry that I have been absent but ya know...family issues and school and stuff starts to weigh down on a girl after a while...NO BIGGY!
So This is just a funny little phone call recordings from something that happened with my brothers and I a while ago. Please be aware that there is mild cussing in the second one, but the first I have bleeped out. Just to let you know.
ENJOY! (UPDATED)
Newspaper problem ***
Kai: *dials a number and the phone rings*
Neighbor: *picks up* (Television in the background) Hello?
Kai: Hello! Hello?
Neighbor: Hello?
Kai: Hello?
Neighbor: Hello?
Kai: Can you hear me?
Neighbor: Who is it?
Kai: Aye turn the *BLEEP* T.V down!
Neighbor: (Television is at low) Who is it?
Kai: Hello, it's you neighbor.
Neighbor: My member?
Kai: No your neighbor you dumb *BLEEP*
Neighbor: My neighbor?
Kai: Yes your neighbor the one who's paper you've been stealing. My paper!
Neighbor: You paper?
Kai: Yes my newspaper! Every morning that comes to my house and you take it and bring it to your house.
Neighbor: You paper?
Kai: It's ยข50 everyday and I pay for the goddamn paper!
Neighbor: I take you paper?
Kai: Yeah you take my paper!
Neighbor: Why?
Kai: I don't know why! That why I'm calling you I wanna find out why the hell you'd do something like that!
Neighbor: Why you know that?! Why you know I take it?!
Kai: Ya I know you take it, you want me to kick your ass?
Neighbor: Why you know I take it?!
Kai: Ya you stop taking my paper otherwise I'm gonna .ass.
Neighbor: Ah!
Kai: Now I want you to get the paper and read it to me cause I don't know what the hell is going on the the world because I don't have a frickin' paper! (laughing from us in the background)
Neighbor: Mother *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* sh- *BLEEP* bi**!
Kai: AYE! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! (more laughing)
Neighbor: What's that guy? You trouble?
Kai: Trouble?!
Neighbor: You want trouble right?! Sound like you want trouble!
Kai: *BLEEP* I GOT TROUBLE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU *BLEEP* YOU BRING ME *BLEEP* PAPER HOME NOW!
Neighbor: *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
Kai: AYE YOU KNOW WHAT?! *BLEEP* YOU WRAP THAT *BLEEP* PAPER UP BACK THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU GET IT RIGHT OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!
Neighbor: *BLEEP* *BLEEP* IMMA *BLEEP* NO NO BUT *BLEEP* (speaking korean)
Kai: You know what?! YOU KNOW WHAT?! WE'RE GONNA MEET RIGHT IN BETWEEN OUR YARDS AND WE'RE GONNA RUMBLE! YA!
Neighbor: (cursing in a different launguage) *this is cray cray*
Kai: And I'm gonna throw some *BLEEP* down!
*hangs up*