Title: Adjusting
Author: Evil_Little_Dog
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: This is a derivative work, and, as such, I make absolutely no money writing this. Darn the luck.
Summary: Bodyswap fic. Um. Do you really need more?
Notes: Written for the LJ Community, Comment_Fic.
"Parker, will you stop that?" Eliot snapped, but in Hardison's voice, it came out as a high-pitched whine rather than his usual growl.
"What?" Parker jerked her eyes up. So strange to see her twitches in his own body. Eliot had a harder time looking at her - him - her - than at Hardison. The idiot just kept grinning and poking himself in the boob.
"I feel strong!" he said, in Parker's voice.
Eliot rolled his - Hardison's - eyes. "Parker. I mean it. Stop adjusting yourself!"
Parker reached down and grabbed her - his - crotch. Again. For the nth time. "How do you get anything done with this thing in the way, Eliot?"
"Oh, baby, you know," Hardison's expression went into some lascivious parody on Parker's face. "We could test that thing out."
"You," Eliot took two steps - okay, height could come in handy - across the room and snatched the front of Hardison's shirt. "You stay the hell away from my body!" Whirling around, he pointed at Parker. "And you stop playing with me! It!"
Parker's pout spoke volumes. "Aww, Eliot, I just wanna take it for a test drive."
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