Since I love breaking the fourth wall, here's something totally random!
Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda.
Link paced back and forth, anxiously awaiting Zelda's arrival.
"Hey buddy!"
Link looked to the sky. "Not now, can't you see I'm busy?"
"Uh, no."
"Well I am!"
"Waiting for your girlfriend?"
"She is NOT my girlfriend!"
"Oh really? Hang on a second, I'll be right down!"
A bright column of light came down and a brown-haired boy in a black hoodie and heans appeared. "Hm, this hoodie makes me look kinda goth..." He snapped his fingers and it changed to purple. "Much better!"
Link stepped back. "Whoah, you can do that?"
The boy smiled. "Yeah, I can also turn your tunic blue!"
Link just looked at him strange. "I meant the coming down in a- never mind."
"Oh, by the way, don't call me author, call me Sam when I'm in this form."
"But I didn't call you-"
"So, you're waiting for Zelda, huh?"
"Um, yeah, why?"
"Don't ask me, you're the one going on a date with her!"
"I am not!"
"Oh, really?" Sam pulled a small book from thin air.
"How'd you get my planner?"
"Hello, I'm the author."
"Give me that!" Link grabbed for it.
Sam snapped his fingers and the Hylian hero was tied to a tree which had randomly popped up. "I hate you."
Sam just grinned and opened the planner. "It says here: date with Zelda, and it's got alot of weird lopsided circles with points." He studied them intently. "Yeah, no clue what's goin' on there."
Link sighed. "Can I have that back now?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Oh, look! Here comes Zelda!"
Link turned his head to see the princess just coming into view.
"Well, I'm out!"
Sam snapped his fingers again, and a giant cloud overwhelmed them. When it cleared, Sam was gone, and Link was untied, although-
Zelda walked up to him. "Hey, Link! Um, what's up with the boxes of chocolates and the flowers?"
Link threw his head to the sky. "SAAAAAAAM!"
"I love breaking the fourth wall... man, I should really clean up up here!"
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