"I'm so freakin' bored…" Sakura groaned as she sat on her front porch. Suddenly Naruto was walking down the street when he spotted Sakura. He instantly zoomed over and greeted her.

"Hey Sakura-chan! What's up?"

"I'm bored…" she sighed. "I'm up for anything right now…"

"Really? How about…prank calls?" he said giggling as he rubbed together his hands.

"Sure. Why the heck not…" she stood up.

"Wait, what?" He looked surprised. He half expected Sakura to either punch him and tell him that he was a moron.

"I could do with a laugh. Let's do it at your place. My mom's home and I don't want her to hear."

"Sure! Let's go!" Naruto felt like today was his lucky day. Sakura was actually willing to prank someone with him! He felt the luckiest guy in the world right now. Once they got to his apartment, the blonde ninja made sure that his phone number was set to private.

"Who do you wanna call first?" asked Sakura.

"Hm…how about…Shikamaru?" said Naruto with a mischievous look in his eyes.

"What do you have in mind?"

"You'll see. Heehee…" Naruto made a couple of hand signs before turning into Choji. Sakura wondered what Naruto was doing looking like Choji, but decided to sit and listen. Naruto dialed Shikamaru's number.

"Hello?" It was Mrs. Nara.

"Can I speak to Shikamaru? It's really important."

"Oh sure!" The two teenagers could hear her calling her son in the background. A few moments later, he answered the phone.

"Hey Choji. What's up?"

"S-shikamaru…I…I have something to tell you…" Naruto said in a shy and nervous tone, making the pink haired ninja raise a brow.

"What? Is something wrong?"

"I…I…I…I love you."

Shikamaru went silent. Naruto waited a few more seconds and the ninja still didn't say anything. Sakura poked Naruto and asked if he had hung up. Naruto wasn't really sure so he said, "Shikamaru? Are you still there?"

"Y-yeah…I'm still here…"

"I'm sorry. I-I shouldn't have said anything…I'm so sorry, but I can't help it! I've been feeling this way for a very long time and I felt like I was about to burst! I love everything about you! I love the innocent little ways you touch me, the way you laze around, your lady legs, that monotone voice of your's and…and…THAT JUICY ASS!"

Sakura covered up her mouth to keep from laughing.

"That ass of yours is too good to resist! Dreamin' of that booty of yours really gets me goin'…all I wanna do is to man handle that booty all day long! Your booty is love! Your booty is life! I worship that booty of yours every night!" Naruto and Sakura giggled as they looked at each other, wishing they could see what Shikamaru's facial expression was. "I'd write poems about that booty if poetry wasn't lame...I hope you feel this way about me too. The love part, not the butt part. A-anyway...bye..."

After hanging up the phone and Naruto turned back into himself, both of them started laughing like manics. Suddenly Sakura got an idea. "Call him again. I've got an idea too!"

Sakura turned into Temari while Naruto called Shikamaru once more. Shikamaru had picked up the phone again. "H-hello?"

"Hey, Shikamaru."

"Oh, it's you...I mean what a drag..." Shikamaru sounded relieved. "Do you want something?"

"Yes. I just called to say that I'm in love with you."

"Huh!?"

"Yeah, I know it's a huge shock, but its true! I really really like you Shikamaru. How about we go out or something this weekend and give it a try."

"I…uh…I don't..."

"Look I gotta go…uh…"

"Shave my legs!" Naruto whispered into Sakura's ear.

"…Shave my legs!" Sakura hung up the phone.

"Who next?"

"How about someone we don't know? Let's call the BBQ place."

"Yes!" Naruto dialed their number.

"Hello! This is Ranpha! How may I help you?"

"I'm looking for my granddaughter and she said she was coming here. Could you find her and ask her to pick some milk up for me?" Naruto said in an old man voice.

"Sure sir. What's your granddaughter's name?"

"Uh…Maya Dick Hertz."

"Maya Dick Hertz…is that right?" she didn't sound suspicious at all about the name which made Sakura and Naruto laugh. "MAYA DICK-HERTZ! MAYA DICK-HERTZ! MAYA DICK-HERTZ! DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANY DICK-HERTZ? MAYA DICK HERTZ!"

The two teens were trying so hard not to laugh that their faces were turning bright red. On the phone, they heard laughter and heard the lady say, "What's so funny?"

Someone must have told her she was being pranked because she said, "Who is this?!"

Naruto quickly hung up the phone and laughed with his teammate. Sakura wiped a tear from her eye. "Man, that was funny, but I kinda feel bad for her."

"Yeah. I hope she doesn't lose her job."

"Yeah…let's call Kakashi!"

"You got something in mind?"

"Yep! I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might wanna use that sexy jutsu thing."

"REALLY?!" First wanting to prank call with him and now she wanted him to use his sexy no jutsu? This really was his luckiest day ever!

While Naruto turned into Naruko, Sakura called their sensei. Instead of getting Kakashi, they got Might Gai. "Hatake residence."

"It's Gai!"

"What's he doing there?"

"Don't know, but follow my lead." Sakura then began to speak in a valley girl accent. "Yeah, hello. This is, like, Ariel and Barbie, from, like, last night."

"Uh…last night?"

"Yeah! Geez! Is your memory, like, tots bad or something, Kashi?" said Naruko.

"Well this his friend Gai. Uh…I can leave a message for him."

"Well, like my friend said before, this is Ariel and Barbie. You know, the prostitutes from last night?" said the blonde ninja grinning.

"PROSTITUTES?!" then Gai mumbled. "How unyouthful and…degrading! Maybe they mean a different Kakashi!" he then said out loud. "What does this Kakashi look like?"

"Ugly spiky gray hair, masked face with one, like, eye out…"

"…small dick, no ass…" Naruko giggled.

"…listen, we've got, like, only a little time left so here's, like, our message…"

"We're pregnant again with his kids and he needs to babysit them the other kids we had by him tomorrow so we can go to the hospital to see the sex of the babies." finished the other ninja.

"WHAT?!"

Sakura hung up the phone. "Do you think he believed us?"

"It sounded that way." Sakura said smirking. "That was fun!"

"Yeah it was! Let's do it again tomorrow!" suggested Naruto.

"Why the hell not?" she smiled. "Well I've gotta go home now. It's almost time for dinner."

"I'll walk you home!" Naruto said following her.

As the two walked home, they saw Choji and Ino walking from the movies. Once they saw them, Ino waved at them. "Sakura! Naruto!"

"What's up?" asked Naruto trying to keep a straight face. Choji had reminded him of their prank call.

"Have you guys seen Shikamaru?"

"We were all supposed to go see a movie and he never showed up." explained Choji.

"Nope. Haven't seen him." Sakura said quickly as she noticed that Naruto was coughing violently into his hand.

"Oh. Well I guess we'll have to go see him then." Ino sighed.

"He's probably hiding from Choji." Sakura said after the two ninjas had walked away.

"Well he can't hide forever." Naruto gave Sakura a mischievous look. "You know, we could spy on them tomorrow and see how awkward it gets."

"We'll see. Night, Naruto!" Sakura went inside of her house while Naruto waved at her. After she had gone in, he celebrated. He had gone on a date with Sakura! Well it wasn't really a date, but it might as well have been! And tomorrow she would go on one with him too! This was the best day ever!