Author's Notes:
Hey everyone! HaPpY VaLeNtInE's DaY! Ok so you are wondering 3 things:
Does this have anything to do with today, Valentine's Day?
Did Pinklife get dared again?
Why did I click on this?
First of, this whole story is on the day of Valentine's Day so yes. Second, yes I did get dared to do this by Pheek. Let's just say, I opened my mouth and said something funny.
Third, still don't why, don't know your life, and you might just be as crazy as me which is unlikely. ;) Enjoy!
Disclaimer:
I MADE THIS UP! No copying me. Got it? Good. Move on…
The Boy Who Thought He Was a Ghost
There was this insane boy named Kyle who was a crazy messed up kid. It was Valentine's Day and everyone in his class brought Fun Dip. Their were 22 people in the class including him. They had an half an hour before recess. Kyle gobbled down all of it (P.S. He is in middle school). It was time to go outside. While he was walking down the path (it is really cold out), he breathed out of his mouth and he saw his breath. He had so much candy he wasn't thinking straight.
"WOW! I just had a ghost sense like Danny Phantom! I am a ghost maybe I can fly!" Kyle shouted. He went to the playground and went to the very top and jumped for it. He fell 15 feet. He was unconscious and woke up in the hospital with his parents looking at him. He had 21 pouches of Fun Dip, the story doesn't end yet.
"Mom I'm a ghost! out of my way I must go through that wall and find evil!" Kyle shouted his mother held him down but he pulled away and got up and ran at the wall. He was unconscious once again and woke up a few minutes later back in the hospital bed. Story doesn't end that easily. He was fine and his parents took him home. The sugar was making him real crazy because he thought he saw Skulker and opened the car door once they stopped at his house. He ran to "Skulker" which was really a telephone pole and punched it and "shot" out lasers.
It turned out he broke his fists and he was bandaged. He wasn't done yet. He took a walk when his parents didn't know it and he walked straight into Mrs. Ferland's yard. If you set foot in her yard you were attacked by her dog. Mrs. Ferland saw him.
"Get off of my lawn!" she shouted.
"How will you know I am on your lawn if I turn invisible?" Kyle shouted back and tried to turn invisible. He was then attacked by her dog but he wasn't stopping just yet. After another trip to the hospital, he tried to freeze and electric outlet (don't ask) and was back the hospital. He told his parents about how he was a ghost. His parents explained it but he didn't believe them. His parents took him to a scientist to prove him wrong. Turns out he was a ghost and his weakness was sugar. So that is why his powers didn't work.
And he was in an episode in Danny Phantom. You might know him as Box Ghost. Heard of him? Well that is his story.
How did you like the story? This is rated Abnormal if I could label it that. PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CRAZY YET FUNNY. IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
-Pinklife