If you are an overobsessed fangirl that is over-protective of Levi, please caution as you read the following Ode to Levi:
Guren no Yumiya Parody:
Humanity is under attack
strange unfamiliar creatures
roam the world like it is their own
humans are cooped like inhumans.
People are being eaten alive
Teens are sent to fight for their lives
This is getting really depressing
Let's talk 'bout something funny instead
Corporal Levi is 5 ft 2,
5 ft 2
5 ft 2
5 ft 2
5 ft 2!
And for some reason
though he's a shorty
Levi still scares us all crapless!
Levi's 5 ft 2,
Levi's 5 ft 2,
Humanity's strongest,
Only 5 ft 2
And He'll deny this,
and he'll deny this,
but he's shorter
without his shoes on!
Levi's 5 ft 2,
Levi's 5 ft 2,
he hates the titans because of this
why are the so tall
taller than him e-
ven when he chop their heads off!
I came up with this idea because...I am a horrible human being XD. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against short people (My best friend who encouraged me to put this on is not the tallest LOL) It's just...It just rolled off my tongue and now I can't stop XDD.
Will maybe update If I get enough reviews and love.