Short and a bit random... I was thinking about how much more relaxed a potions class would be for Snape without Harry and Ron, and this came out of it. I wasn't going to put it up because it's mainly just silliness but meh, I did anyway :D
Discalimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Harry and Ron were laughing as they made their way down the hall, in the opposite direction from their next class.
"It feels weird, skipping class." Said Harry, looking back over his shoulder.
"Well I wouldn't be able to stand another lesson right now!" Ron said "I mean really, I think ditching can be healthy."
"Where'd you get that?" Harry asked. Ron turned bright red.
"No where, I came up with it myself." He insisted.
"I really can't be bothered proving you wrong." Harry finally said. Ron rolled his eyes.
"Well, while the rest sit around in that boiling classroom we can go and cool down somewhere. Like I said, ditching is healthy."
"Ditching are we, Weasley, Potter?" They turned in dread, having already recognised the voice. Snape stood before them.
"I'm afraid I can't allow that." He had his best smirk on as he prepared to dock points.
"Tell me then; what classes are you missing this afternoon?" He asked.
"Ummm," Harry and Ron couldn't meet his eyes.
"Divination first and then..." Harry gulped, finally looking up. "Potions."
Snape's face had frozen.
"Potions?" He asked "You mean you plan to skip my lesson."
Harry finally got his courage back. He squared his shoulders and said.
"Yes, we're skipping potions."
Snape paused.
"Alright then," He said slowly, as if he was thinking very hard. "Just promise me I won't see you're faces again for the whole day."
Ron and Harry exchanged a look.
"Sure, yes sir." Said Ron, awed and elated.
"Make sure I don't lay eyes on you again boys, or I will dock those points."
"Of course not sir." Ron said, and they ran down the corridor.
Snape nodded in satisfaction... Now if only he could get rid of Neville, and he might just have a quiet afternoon.
All I want is a little review... please
By the way... did anyone notice the Twilight quote there, yes Ron has read it, and he's pretty embarassed about it :D