4 Guys 1 Video

I don't own Inception or 2 Girls 1 Cup. *shudder* I'm glad I don't.

Summary: "Hey, guys, you wanna see a freaky video?" Ariadne convinces the guys to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.

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"Who wants ice cream?"

The door to the warehouse slid open, revealing Eames, who was carrying a large grocery bag. Pulling out a large carton of Blue Bell ice cream, he slapped it onto the table. Cobb picked the brown-rimmed up and examined the label.

"Triple Caramel?"

Eames laughed as he pulled five plastic spoons out of the bag and handed one to Cobb, Arthur, and Yusuf. "Probably one of the best flavors out there."

"Save some for me!"

Ariadne's voice could be heard from the other side of the warehouse while she finished up the last touches on her scaled model.

"It'll probably be gone if you wait any longer," replied Arthur as he shoved a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth.

Soft footprints could be heard as Ariadne rushed over. She stopped by the table and Eames handed her a spoon.

"What flavor?"

"Triple Caramel," replied Yusuf.

The architect froze as she saw the color of the ice cream, and a half forgotten memory resurfaced.

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Flashback

"Hey, you guys wanna see a cool video?"

Ariadne's college roommate, Maria, brought her laptop over to Ariadne's bed.

"Sure," Ariadne replied, setting her book on her bed and scooting over to see the screen of the laptop. "What video is it?"

"It's called '2 Girls 1 Cup'." Ariadne completely missed the mischievous smirk on Maria's face.

By the end of the video, Ariadne had gagged about three times and thrown up. Her appetite for chocolate ice cream, or any brown colored ice cream, had disappeared, and she never forgot what she saw. It was like what her roommate had said after the video was finished.

"When you see it, you can't unsee it."

End of Flashback

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"Earth to Ariadne!"

The hand that waved in front of her face brought Ariadne out of memory lane, and she saw Eames staring at her, his spoon in his mouth.

The other guys stared at her, still eating their ice cream, and Ariadne smiled mischievously, an idea forming in her mind.

"Yeah, I'm alright. Hey, guys, you wanna see a freaky video?"

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A soothing piano solo wafted through the laptop's speakers as the video began.

Yusuf grinned. "Hot," he murmured.

Arthur cocked an eyebrow. "And why would you want to show us this?"

Eames laughed. "This?" he asked, incredulously. "This is nothing. It's…nothing….." The forger trailed off as the video changed shots and the cup was introduced. His expression transitioned from amusement to confusion to disgust in a matter of seconds.

Cobb's eyes narrowed. "Is she really shitting…" Suddenly, his eyes bugged and his jaw dropped. "Holy freaking shit," he whispered.

Yusuf gagged and placed his hand over his mouth. "Did she really…no…"

Arthur nodded. "Yeah, she ate the shit." The point man paled as the shot continued as if in slow motion, and his clenched fist flew to his mouth as he coughed.

Cobb, whose facial expression hadn't changed at all since the introduction of the cup (except for his jaw dropping lower and eyes growing wider), suddenly gasped, "That's not real. That's got to be fake shit…wait. Wait. What?" Cobb leaned in closer to the laptop screen and then recoiled in horror. "What?"

"Aaah!" yelled Arthur as he covered his face with his tie.

Eames furrowed his brow. "Why does she need to gag herself to…OH LORDY!" The expression on his face switched from disgust to terror, and he turned his head.

Curious, Arthur lifted the tie from his face…just in time to see the girls throwing up in each others mouths. "AAAAAAAH!" The point man ducked away into the bathroom and began to vomit.

Eames paled and gagged. "I'm never going to be able to eat caramel ice cream again…AAAH!" he cried, stumbling outside.

Arthur returned to the laptop, his fear-stricken eyes glued to the screen.

Yusuf suddenly stood up and walked away. "No. No, no, no, no, no, nonononononono, NO!" he rambled as he headed back to the experiment he was working on before, repositioning the table so that it pointed away from the laptop.

This left Cobb and Arthur the only ones watching the video.

As the last note of the video faded, both men looked absolutely terrified.

"Ariadne, what the hell is wrong with you?" yelled Arthur, his eyes still glued on the blank screen, the tip of his finger in his mouth.

"Aaaahh…" Cobb wailed weakly, his face in his hands.

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Epilogue:

Arthur pulled the large ice cream carton out of the grocery bag and examined it.

"'Rainbow Sherbet'. Really Eames?"

"What?"

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Alternate Ending:

"Hey guys, wanna see another video?"

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Reactions: a compilation of my imagination and these videos (remove the spaces)

http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v = IqIiGRLTEP k & feature = related

http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v = zioGzBJo4I0 & feature = related

http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v= JxoaYRefgJU & feature = related

http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v = doZnJSojBtw & feature = related

http :/ www. youtube. com/ watch?v = j4UAS68GaWM

The last one's my favorite, especially the weak wail at the end.