So, this is the first chapter. Yay. See you at the end.
Chapter 1
"I'm not into that cutesy bullshit. My name is Tommy Ratliff. But, you will call me Tommy Joe. Got it? Good." That was my introduction to my stupid new school. I could tell none of the dicks or whores gave a fucking shit about what I was saying. Except this one kid, he was actually watching, like he wanted to listen. What-the fuck-ever. I brushed it off and went back to my seat noticing that there were blood stains. Some school they've got here…
"Okay," My stupid teacher said. "You will be writing an essay with a partner." Some dick-bag asked one of the stupidest questions EVER. "What will it be about?" "That's the thing, it could be anything. It could be fictional, non-fiction, fantasy, whatever you want. Now, go pick your partner." Just fucking great, I know no one here, no one. I looked around and everyone had a partner except for that one dick that was looking at me while I was giving my fucking name and shit like that.
Oh, and if you have notice, I like to swear. I just think it fits my badass persona. You see, I've got half my head shaved and the other half with chin length blonde hair. I also wear black nail polish, eyeliner, mascara…etc. Anyway, I'm also gay, yeah, big shocker, right? No one knows but me and my boyfriend back in Texas. That's where I lived before San Francisco, California. That's where I am now. Yippy.
When the red headed dig-bag walked up to me, all I could do was realize, how many fucking freckles he has. It almost looks like a tan. "Hi, my name's Adam, Adam Lambert to be exact." He had a slight giggle on the end. Yes, a fucking giggle. I also saw that he was wearing a thin line of eyeliner on his top and bottom lid. I started thinking about how fucking sexy he looked when I heard, "Earth to Tommy Joe…?" Wait; did he say Tommy Joe, not Tommy Ratliff? Hmm, I could learn to stop calling this dude a dick-bag, but a jerk or douche bag. "Did everyone find a partner? Well, I hope so. Anyway, get started on your essay." Said the stupid teacher, I wasn't listen to her when she said her name.
How'd ya like it? I like it so far. I think it's cute. Please review. –Emmy Lambert