One shots of random Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II lines, altered with for fun. What would happen if the people in Kingdom Hearts seeked something other than Kingdom Hearts? Diverting from the story plot we'll find out what can happen when you alter one sentence.
Beast ran through his castle, anger boiling within him. Sora, Donald, and Goofy followed Beast, their weapons ready. Bursting into the castle foyer, the doors made a loud crack echoing throughout the castle. Running down the stairs, a voice made the group whip their heads to face the ball room. Above the ball room doors was a little balcony, and their stood a man in a black robe, with black hair in braids, and side burns. His face much resembled a monkey, or a werewolf. He held a rose in a simple glass case.
"Xaldin!" Beast roared.
"What are you really after?" Sora yelled fuming with rage.
The man, known as Xaldin, grinned. "Your mom!" He said with excitement. Sora stared blankly, his keyblade drooping.
"Wha...?" Donald said rather quietly turning towards Goofy who shrugged with a confused expression.
Xaldin continued, "Once I have your mom I can exist fully and completely." He said smugly, his voice echoing throughout the castle, accompanied by crickets chirping. Sora turned to face his companions.
"Did he say he wanted my mom?" He asked rasing an eyebrow. Donald and Goofy looked at each other, then nodded. Sora turned to Xaldin.
Xaldin stared at Sora with a grin, his eyebrows moving up and down in a suggestive manner. "Are you coming on to me?" Sora asked skeptically.
Xaldin's grin disappeared. "For countless nights... I dreamt of yo- Hey! Wait where are you going?"
"I can't take the insanity." Sora murmured, shaking his head. "Taking over Kingdom Hearts is one thing, wanting my mom is another. Coming on to me..." Sora unable to finish the sentence walked out the door closing it behind him and boarded the gummi ship. Xaldin turned to Beast.
"Poker tomorrow?" Beast nodded.
"Usual time?" Xaldin nodded.
Sorry for the randomness, I kinda got a bit carried away after eyebrow thing... Anyways, read and review, flames are welcome because they're just so damn amusing, and anyways I have a new obsession with fire...