A/N: So yeah. After watching the last few episodes, this has been on my mind. Don't get me wrong, it's a great show, but the plot has just gotten so repetitive …(sigh)…it just had to be done.
And yes, I am aware that this has been done before. I'll try to keep this different from other parodies on here. :]
Episode spoofed: Ney York, New York
Scene: the one where Ben tells Amy he's having a baby with Adrian
At New York…
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Ben: Amy, I love you, and the time we've spent together is very special. We've had our ups and downs, but I've always been your diamond in the rough. You know, 'cause I'm rich, and you've been through, erm, some rough times…
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Amy: (beams and blushes) Oh, Ben…
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Ben: Oh, BTW, I knowcked up Adrian, sorry 'bout that. Hope we're okay. Want some pecan pie?
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Amy: (snorts like a bull and grows horns) YOU IMBECILE, HOW COULD YOU? I SHALL EQUALLY HATE YOU AND PECAN PIE FOREVERMORE! ( begins foaming at the mouth)
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Ben: listen, I think you're making way too big a deal out of this. I mean, I know you're mad at me, but please don't take it out on the pie! And I have a calculus test tomorrow!
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Amy: (huffs again)
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Ben: come on Amy, don't be mad…Daddy and I flew out here on the private jet just to see you and were about to buy you a nice dinner!
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Amy: you can't buy my love, Ben. Maybe you can from your new mommy, but not me!
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Ben: but I accepted you when I found out Ricky got you pregnant!
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Amy: exactly! Is it too much to ask that people on this stupid show learn from each others' mistakes?
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Ben: but, but—I even offered to marry you when I realized you were preggo!
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Amy: okay, maybe I'll ask Adrian to marry me, then!
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Ben: (lights up) can I join the honeymoon?
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Amy: (looks disgusted) You son of a bitch! And baby daddy of an even bigger bitch! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS, AND THANKS FOR RUINING PECAN PIE FOR ME! (gets in the cab and rides off)
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Ben: oh well, I tried. Hmm, wonder what Grace is doing…maybe she can make me some cookies!
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Amy: (pulls back up) AND DON'T SAY PREGO, DOUCHE! IT REMINDS ME OF SPAGHETTI! (rides off again)
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Ben: OH YEAH? WELL DON'T SAY DOUCHE! IT REMINDS ME OF…uh, a cleansing tool!
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Leo (aka Ben's rich daddy): douchebag? I'm guessing the talk didn't go too well…
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Ben: I think I'll shut up now…
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Leo: good call. And next time, start with the pie for crying out loud!
A/N: yes, I know; FAIL. But don't worry, I thought of something HILARIOUS for the next chapter. That is, if you guys want me to continue this. Review!
Oh, and let me know about any other scenes you'd like to see spoofed! :]