Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, Kagome, Sesshomaru, Shippo, or any of the characters from InuYasha. That also means I don't own , Oreos, or Teddy Grahms. So, other than that, feel free to enjoy the story 8)
"Hey, InuYasha, check this out!" Kagome called for her favorite hanyou. She sat in her room, her eyes on the laptop in front of her.
"What is it?" InuYasha asked, uncrossing his legs and getting off of her bed to look over her shoulder. He had come to her era to bring her back, but she still had loads of homework and tests to study for, so after a little debate, he'd agreed to let her stay for three more days. Right now, it was early in the morning, before school, but Kagome had some last minute things to do. "What's Fanfiction?" he asked, reading the screen.
"Well, I was just browsing the internet, and I found this site. Look, I click on Anime/Manga, then I scroll down to InuYasha-"
"That's me!" InuYasha interrupted.
"Yeah, and then there are all these stories about us."
"All of us?" the hanyou asked.
"Well, there are some with you and me, then some with Miroku, Sango, and Shippo, then there are even ones with Sesshomaru and Rin, and sometimes even Koga…And Bankotsu? Huh, I guess he's more popular than we gave him credit for."
"Yeah, I see all that," InuYasha said, eyes scanning the page, "there's just one thing I don't get."
"What?"
"Well, how come there's your name with Sesshomaru's or Koga's or Bankotsu's?"
Kagome flipped her bangs to get them out of her eyes so she could take a closer look. "Ha, you're right. Let's click on one." InuYasha pointed to one of the stories with his brother.
"I wonder what kind of ridiculous things they make my brother do in these things. He's so hopeless."
"Umm, InuYasha," Kagome began.
"Yeah," he asked.
"Uh, well, in this one, I fall in love with him."
"WHAT?" InuYasha shouted, practically drawing his sword. "WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS?"
"Hey." Sota, Kagome's brother came into her room, rubbing sleep away from his eyes. "What are you guys doing?" He looked at the computer, then at the screen. His eyes bugged out. "H-hey, you guys are on FanFiction. Huh, find anything interesting?"
Kagome's started scanning the screen. "Sota," she said as sweetly as she could. Sota started quivering. That was her angry voice. "How come 'SotaRulez567' is writing about Sesshomaru and me?"
"Um, I don't know. SotaRulez567 could be anybody!" He started backing out of the room slowly, then ran as fast as he could downstairs.
"Coward!" Kagome shouted after him. InuYasha didn't know whether to laugh or run after the kid. Kagome took a deep breath, turning back to the screen. "Look, there's some about us, too!" She wanted to make InuYasha less grumpy.
"Feh. These people probably paired us together as a couple. Everyone knows we're just friends."
"Yeah, I know…OH MY GOSH! LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY!"
"What is it?" InuYasha asked, wondering if some sort of computer virus had infected Kagome. She'd told him about those once when her computer had crashed. He read a bit, then almost gagged. "WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!"
"They're making us write…lovey dovey cards to each other! Ugh, the torture!"
A creepy look went into InuYasha's eyes. "You know, I'm sure Miroku would love this site."
Kagome smiled. "Yeah, he's always trying to get us to write googly cards to each other. I'll just print out a couple."
"What about SotaRulez567?"
"I know where he lives. I can take care of it any time I want."
Downstairs, Sota sneezed. "Oh, I hope those two aren't talking about me."
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Miroku almost gagged. Then he started laughing. Then he looked nervously at Sango. "It's obviously a 'sight' of great creativity. I honor their minds." He took a sip of the tea he always had on hand for embarrassing situations in Kaede's hut. Trust me, there were many.
"Why am I not in any of these?" Kaede asked. In reality, after some of what she had read, she was happy to be excluded.
"Most of these are making fun of us." Sango glared at Miroku. "Everyone knows we would never do anything described in these. ESPECIALLY write love letters to one another.
"Why am I paired with Rin? We rarely see each other!" But the kitsune was blushing.
"Hey, my brother made Sesshomaru and me crush on each other. What are you complaining about?" Kagome said pointedly.
"I like the one where Sesshomaru crashes into a tree." InuYasha had laughed out loud on that one.
"I like the one where you guys have a family reunion." Kagome liked the make-up scene. Sesshomaru had made InuYasha look like a girl, and InuYasha had put whip cream on Sesshomaru hand while he slept, then tickled him to get it onto his face.
"Well, be glad that ye shall be the only ones to see this. It would cause a riot if anyone else saw it." Kaede said.
"Yeah," Kagome said. She picked up all the papers, putting them in her backpack. "I guess I'll take them back home."
However, as she went to the well, a huge gust swept past the hill. "Oh no!" Kagome yelled. She hadn't been able to zip up her backpack because it was overly stuffed, and now all the FanFiction papers were flying out. She watched them all go, only able to catch a few. I really hope that no one finds them, she thought as she went back to the hut. When she got back, everyone commented about how fast she had arrived. Kagome said that she was just getting better at going up and down wells.
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Sesshomaru was watching Rin and Jaken play when a white sheet of scroll flew onto his lap. What is this? He wondered as he began reading. In the story, Sesshomaru's heart yearned to be next to the one it loved. However, that loved one already had a soulmate. In the end, he had won her over, and everyone lived happily ever after.
However, all he could think was, Who would pair me, Lord Sesshomaru, with the girl, Kagome? And I would never write a letter where I don't my i's with hearts. As he was thinking this, another paper flew onto his lap. This one was a family reunion with his brother. This one made him fume. His brother did not have the skill needed to put this "whip cream" in his hand. All of this is tedious, he thought. Still, he pocketed them in his kimono for later reading.
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Koga was outrunning Ginta and Hikkaku as a sheet of paper hit him in the face. He stopped removing the UFO. "What is this?" he said out loud.
"Koga, wait up for us!" Ginta yelled. Hikkaku panted next to him.
And, to their amazement, Koga had stopped. At first, they thought he had finally decided to run at their pace, but then they saw that he was absorbed in a piece of paper. "Hey, that looks like one of the things that Kagome carries around in her backpack," Hikkaku said.
"It smells like her, too," Ginta reaffirmed.
However, Koga didn't hear any of this. A tear came down from his eye. "Oh, Kagome. You don't have to write me such a wonderful letter. I love you for you. Everything you do is perfection!"
"What are you reading?" Ginta and Hikkaku asked in unison, peering over his shoulder.
"Oh, Kagome wrote a FanFiction for me!" Koga tucked the paper away where his sword was.
"What's a FanFiction?" Hikkaku asked.
"It's none of your business!" Koga shouted, then started running. Honestly, he had no clue, but what he had read was a story where he and Kagome had lived happily ever after in a world with some things called "Oreos" and "Teddy Grahms". Oh, Kagome, as soon as we get rid of old mutt-face, we can run off into the sunset.
"And, we've lost him," Ginta said as he and Hikkaku started running again.
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Naraku was sitting in his room, thinking of ways to destroy InuYasha, when a piece of paper came into his lap. "What is this?" he wondered out loud. Then, as he began reading, he threw it away. "Preposterous," he said. Staring out the window, he whispered, "Kikyo, you're the only one for me."
The paper he threw ended up outside, in the hall, where Kagura picked it up. She almost started laughing. "Wow! Naraku and Kagome. Who would have thought?" Kanna was behind her, and even she, emotionless as she was, practically laughed. The very thought was ridiculous.
Naraku got another paper, this one with Kagura and Sesshomaru. "Oh, please." He tossed this one away with the last. "Everyone knows that Sesshomaru is practically as emotionless as Kanna. Another paper came in. "Where are these coming from?" And as another one came, he just started tossing them all out without reading.
But Kagura was quite interested. She blushed when the Sesshomaru/Kagura one came, then became even redder with jealousy when a few Sesshomaru/Kagome and Sesshomaru/Rin came in. Finally, one came in, and this time, she couldn't resist.
"Yo, Naraku!" she called. She held up a paper. "I never knew that you and Kanna were a pair." Naraku's eyes practically bulged out of his head, and Kanna his behind Kagura.
"I will destroy this FanFiction person!" Naraku yelled.
"Actually, in this one, a bunch of InuYasha fangirls come and defeat you. And look, in this one, you and Kikyo send love letters to each other. Look, you dot your i's with hearts! I didn't know you were so sensitive."
Naraku buried his hands in his head. Even he could not think of greater torture than reading these papers, other than having Kagura read them to him, which she did. Happily.
Well, that's the end. I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to review and comment! (:
