China and Germany
were abducted by Tonny
while everyone was going crazy
at the host club.
Ash and Misty
were running from Russia
when France was high
in Nantucket.
Baby Nekozawa
helped Barbie kill the Allied Powers
when England was trying to cook
at Austria's piano recital.
Kumajiro (Canada's Bear)
punched Prussia in the face
at the trimellenioum
in a tomato box.
England
jizzed in his pants
when Canada and America were wittle babies
at Barbie's magic castle land.
Barbie and Russia
made some pasta
while Chibitala and Holy Roman Empire kissed.
in a land down under.
The Sailor Scouts
went to Italy
when the world ended
in a high-school.
Finland
did the hamster dance
when the Spanish armada attacked spain
in the sky.
Pizza
recognized Canada
while everyone was exploding each other in WW2
in France's make-up bag.
Tamaki and Kyouya
died from food poisoning (England)
when World War 17 ended
at the World Conference.
Soviet Russia
died France's hair red
in 9999
on Poland's Pony.
Some pasta
ran out of pasta
while the Italian Mafia ate pasta
in England's mind.
Sailor Moon
ice-skated in Vancouver
when tofu came to life
in the water.
England's food
blew up babies
when the space time continuum exploded
in the world's biggest crib.
Italy
kissed France
when France and England became friends
on Switzerland's face.
Usa-chan
became a drug-dealer
on a pizza
at Russia's house.
Hunny Senpai
styled England's hair
when America lost a war between him and England
inside England's stomach.
England
BURPED in England's face
when Russia made France's mommy cry
on planet Venus.
The three Baltic Countries
lived in a fish
when fruits and vegetables attacked America
at the bottom of the ocean.
Your face
hula-hooped in the Olympics
when in the TV
at Santa Claus' workshop.