"Chrom! What's happening!" Nowi yelled.
"I don't know!" He yelled back. The world was burning. A giant dragon was up in the sky with Lucina on top of it. It was actually Robin!
"No! I thought I had a good relationship with my daughter!" Chrom yelled into the sky.
"What in tarnation? I aint never seen anything like this on the farm." Donnel said.
"NO DONNEL!" Chrom yelled, but it was too late. Donnel picked up the bag that read "Hot Topic" and was sucked into an endless abyss. "Now who can we sell into slavery?"
~~~Meanwhile, up in the sky~~~
"Robin! You look amazing when you are a dragon!"
"RAAAAAARGUAGHLFUGWEBKVY" Robin screeched back, which of course meant, "you look really nice yourself!"
And this was the dawn of the age of Hot Topic, and Lucina and Robin's Love together.