Ayoooo, it's me, ya boy, skinny penis
Ok so I'm re-uploading this super old chat fic for the fun of it and it's complete and utter satire. I'm honestly just waiting for someone to report it and have it taken down (bc chat fics aren't allowed on FF... ikr). In which I'll be re-uploading again until a bitch gets banned from this hellsite lmaoo
Anyways catch me on my AO3 as Confused_Turtle, where this fic is also up, and won't be reported bc they don't like to restrict creators artistic platforms no matter how lazy they may be (that's right, I'm self-aware).
So if anyone reads this, enjoy! This will solely be here for rioting purposes *finger guns* I'm out.
Beautiful has added BillboardBrow, sasUKEuchiha, Ramen-baka, Nine_Nine, Beautiful, PornReader, Majestic_Hair, LazyAss123, Chip_muncher, ShyGirl, Dog-breath and Bugsy
Beautiful has named the chat FIRE TOWN BABES
FIRE TOWN BABES: HOME
BillboardBrow: Wtf is this Ino
Beautiful: I told u! Tsunade-sama wants us to get along more bc we're always fighting so she put me in charge of it! This is what I came up with
Ramen-baka: That's a great idea Ino! But I think bonding over ramen would have been better!1!
Majestic_Hair: Who came up with these names
Beautiful: Me! Obviously!
sasUKEuchiha: This is stupid. I'm leaving.
Beautiful: calm down Mr. I-like-to-use-lots-of-punctuation
Beautiful: anywaysss, u can't, you'll just keep getting these messages, I had Shikamaru's dad help me with setting this all up, u cant get out of itttt
Dog-breath: CHANGE THE NAMES INO
Nine_Nine: CAPS BRO
Beautiful: CATCH ME OUSSIDE ICHIRAKU RAMEN BEFORE I CHANGE THESE NAMES DOG BREATH
Ramen-baka: AYOOOO LOOK AT SASUKE-TEME'S NAME
Ramen-baka: Ino your a gENIUS
BillboardBrow: You're*, Naruto
Ramen-bak: Yes I am
LazyAss123: this is troublesome
Beautiful: you cant sAY THAT EVEN WHEN ITS ON TEXT SHIKA
LazyAss123: ….
Beautiful: dont
LazyAss123: troublesome
Beautiful: I will break you
ShyGirl: Ino-san, maybe you should change some of the names, I can feel Sasuke-san's angry aura from the Uchiha district all the way to the Hyuga's…
PornReader: I rather like my name.
PornReader: It reflects who I am on the inside.
BillboardBrow: I mean...
Dog-breath: HAHAHAHA LOOK AT NEJIS NAME TO
BillboardBrow: You're all illiterate fucks.
sasUKEuchiha: Says the one with a forehead so large it can withstand a billboard.
BillboardBrow: Relevance?
Ramen-baka: BURN SAKURA-CHAN
BillboardBrow: Aren't you the uke Sasuke? Shouldn't Naruto be doing all the talking?
Dog-breath: DOUBLE BURN
Chip_mucher has left the conversation.
Dog-breath: Wow Choji harsh
Bugsy has left the conversation
Ramen-baka: and another one bites the dust
Beautiful: well.. they'll still be receiving the messages so that's unfortunate lmao
Ramen-baka: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SAKURA
Ramen-baka: IM NOT GAY
Ramen-baka: nhsdhlkjbjsruia sfjfg gjtrgk 0eri
BillboardBrow: What…
Beautiful: my gay senses are tingling
BillboardBrow: Maybe you're just sensing yourself.
Beautiful: touché
Ramen-baka has opened an AudioCall
"You wouldn't." Naruto's voice rings out through everybody in the chats new phones.
"It's your fault for saying that, dobe." Sasuke's voice can be heard huskily in the background.
"No! Sasuke! You spilled ramen on my phone! –nngh S-sasuke. Argh, oh, oh fuck-"
"Dobe you turned on an AudioCall…"
"W-WHAT!"
Ramen-baka has ended the AudioCall
BillboardBrow: So maybe Sasuke isn't the uke…
Dog-breath: HOLY SHIT NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE GAY
Nine_Nine: Knew it *Highfives Ino*
Beautiful: FORK OVER THAT 500 YEN SAKURA *Highfives Tenten back* but also remember that we don't fetishize in this house, children
BillboardBrow: …..damn
Beautiful: Okay I'm signing out for the night, it's getting late, you guys can make your own chats whenever you want though!
Beautiful has signed off
Nine_Nine has signed off
BillboardBrow has signed off
Majestic_Hair has signed off
Dog-Breath has signed off
ShyGirl has signed off
PornReader has signed off
LazyAss123 has signed off
Sigh, I had faith in you Naruto, I had faith that you where the seme.
Damn you Naruto, damn you.
*Dramatic music plays in the background*