Double Conspiracy

WARNING:

Yes, Sirius and Remus are together in this story... there is no actual sexual content in this story but they are together and have had kids... If you don't like that idea, I suggest you simply DON'T READ IT!!!

Disclaimer:

If you have bothered enough to read this disclaimer, I'm gonna suggest you pay St. Mungos a visit... I obviously don't own any of the characters you recognize... J.K. Rowling does... I only own the twins...

Summary:

Sirius and Remus have twins; two girls who are a far more mischievous, female version of the Weasley twins.

Over Christmas, Sirius' cousin; Andromeda Tonks, comes to visit...

Sirius and Remus have a lot of work to do...!

"Girls!! Wake up for Merlin's sake!" yelled Sirius from the kitchen, though he knew it was a complete waste of effort; those girls would continue sleeping if Voldemort rained a holy havoc on their house!

"Good lord Sirius! Why do we still bother trying to get them up? Plus, it's much more peaceful when they're sleeping!" chuckled Remus.

Sirius winced at the truth in that last statement.

"Too true... I've still got those scars..."

"Poor baby..." said Remus sarcastically, "You know, you did bring that on yourself... Never tickle a sleeping dragon... Or for that matter, throw ice-cold water on dangerous twins when they're sleeping."

Just as Sirius was about to respond to that, both parents froze as two loud thuds and a lot of swearing could be heard from the third floor.

Only minutes later, the sound of four shuffling feet could be heard down the hallway.

Sirius swore under his breath and both he and Remus dived clear under the closest table.

From somewhere over the table and small clanging and shuffling could be heard before the chairs on both ends of the table were pulled back and two feet appeared on either end, dangerously close to where the weary parents were.

Looking resignedly at each other, both parents slowly crawled out from under the table and stood to face their gorgeous, albeit terrifying twins.

Both were exactly identical, right up to every freckle; both girls had Sirius' black hair and his perfectly chiseled features though they also had Remus' honey golden eyes and his creamy tanned complexion.

Both also had a light scattering of freckles across their noses and onto their cheeks.

Normally, the twins would have some mischievous glint in their eyes that but that look was never there in the mornings; unlike both parents, neither of the girls liked mornings at all. In fact, anyone looking at them now would have thought they were dead if it weren't for the mechanical movements of their hands shoveling bacon and eggs into their mouths.

"Um... morning girls..." tried Sirius, "erm...how are you today?"

All he received in reply was a small grunting noise from both of them. Taking this as a good sign, he plowed on but all he managed to get out was,

"Mycousinandromedascomingtostayoverchristmasandiwaswonderingifyouwouldntscarehertoomuch.

ihaventseenherforfifteenyearsandiwantedhertostaymorethantwohoursifthatwasalrightwithyou..."

Both girls looked up startled, as it had been a long time since they'd heard their dad babble.

With a slight chuckle and a bit more bravado than Sirius, Remus continued for him,

"Well, what your dad meant to say was that his cousin is coming to stay for Christmas and we would like it if you made her feel welcome... erm...the normal way preferably" he added hastily at the end.

By now, both girls were fully awake.

"Sure, we'll be good but we thought your family disowned you?" started Kim, who was about one minute older than her twin.

"Yea," continued Andy, "How come one of your relatives is coming now?"

"And..." sniggered both of them, "what were you two doing under the table?"

By now, both parents were too used to the girls finishing off sentences for each other and speaking at the same time that they didn't bother commenting on it.

"Well," started Sirius, now a bit more suspicious that they actually seemed genuinely interested, "Most of my family did disown me but Andromeda and my Uncle Alphard didn't. Of course, both of them were shortly disowned anyway. You remember Nymphie? Well, Andromeda's Nymphie's mum. And never you mind what we were doing under that table" ended Sirius, before clapping his hands over his mouth as he realized the implications of what he had just said.

As this both girls looked torn between laughter and being sick. "No, no, not like that," Sirius rushed to reassure them, "Well anyway, why are you two so interested in her all of a sudden."

"No reason" said both girls in a voice most people would've thought was innocent sounding but their parents knew better; it was not possible for these two fourteen-year-old troublemakers to have genuinely innocent faces.

Yippee! I've finished the first chapter.... PLZ review!!!

Not sure how many chapters this story's gonna be...

Probably more than 5 though, I can tell you that much....