Hallo everyone! It's me, with a Bleach yaoi oneshot. I know I should be working on my Hetalia stuff, but (-eyeroll- you probably won't believe me) I have no idea how to get to the documents on my parent's MACBOOK Pro. /Shot- Anyhow, here's the crack and yaoi.
Have fun, and review! (Oh... Ulquiorra might be nearly non-existant in this fic. I can't write him very well...)
Mint Ice Cream
"Ugh. Why did he have to send us here, now? It's so hot."
A certain blue-haired Espada scowled and stomped under a tree, yearning for a cool breeze or something - anything, to make the heat stop bugging him.
His pale companion sighed, looked down at him and shook his head.
"Why don't you plague the humans for ice or something?"
"Because that's. . . ."
Actually a good idea, Ulquiorra.
"A good idea?"
Ulquiorra finished, scoffingly.
Grimmjow's expression darkened.
"Maybe. . . Darn this heat. . . ."
"As I said. Go plague the humans for ice."
"How about - Oi, isn't that Kurosaki's reiatsu?"
Ulquiorra's green eyes widened for a minute, then he nodded.
"Kurosaki and Kuchiki. I wonder what such trash are doing."
"They might have a way to cool down or something!"
Grimmjow hesitantly walked toward the two, hoping Ulquiorra wouldn't say anything derogatory.
Again.
"-It's so hot your brains will fry!"
"Oh, quit complaining. Hey, isn't that Grimmjow and Ulquiorra. . . .? What are they doing here?"
"Huhhhh? Wait, you're right."
Said orange haired Shinigami glared at him, causing Grimmjow to bristle momentarily.
"What brings you here?"
Rukia asked, stepping forward.
Grimmjow glared halfheartedly.
"D-do ya know any way to cool down...?"
He could've swore that Ichigo laughed.
Rukia blinked a few times, then turned to Ichigo.
"Ask him. He, after all, knows how to deal with it the best."
Ichigo chuckled, then folded his arms.
"How do we know you're not trying anything weird?"
"Just freaking tell me!"
Little growls threatened to rip out of his throat, but Grimmjow held them in.
"I'll get you some mint ice cream, I guess."
When said strawberry returned, he was holding four cones dripping green, brown and white . . . . Uh. . . . Liquid?
He held the cones out to Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, keeping the other two for himself and Rukia.
Ulquiorra just shook his head, and Grimmjow looked skeptically at the cone.
"What's this?"
"Ice cream. Human food. It's good."
Rukia and Ichigo waved goodbye, leaving the Espadas to eat or destroy their cones.
Grimmjow frowned, then licked his as he'd seen Rukia and Ichigo do, then nearly went crazy with the sudden sugar high.
"Was that really supposed to cool me down...?"
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