Cailou wants a pet snake

by Cailou

One fine day Cailou was outside playing with Leo when he saw something move in his sand box. At first Leo thought it was Cailou's dad stalking them again. But a small black head popped out of the sand and Leo ran home because he's a complete pussy.

Caillou meets Goldy The goldfish

One fine day Caillou was invited to Clementine's house to meet her NEW goldfish.
Caillou was very excited because he is too much of a dumbass to realize that fish aren't dinosaurs .
When Caillou finally go to that bitch's house he saw GOLDY THE FUCKING GOLDFISH . He had so much fun that he decided he wants a goldfish too! When he got home he asked his gay emo fag of a father if he could have one. Daddy said no, because he thinks the fish will beat him up. Cailou got so pissed off that he rolled on the ground crying, making the sound of a dying ostrich. He decided the only way he could get one was to rob Clemintine's ass. Cailou , being a total fucking dumbass, brought his friendly cat Gilbert with him to steal Goldy. As he was putting his diarrhea-covered hands into the bowl, Clementine burst in out of nowhere and caught Cailou. The only thing he could do in this situation was murder, then rape her in the ears. He was having so much fun that he completely forgot about Gilbert.
Gilbert , the retarded cat was tearing Goldy to shreds. All of a sudden Rosy the ginger walked in and simply stared at the scene. She got jelous because she wanted to get ass-raped and eat the insides of a fish TOO! She started dramaticly crying so Cailou pulled out a Colt 45 out of is pocket protector and shot her 7 times in the face. Eventually, Daddy came in butt naked and raped Cailou and the corpse of Rosy and Clemintine
The End