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Qui-Gon Jinn sighed.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." He was telling a certain Gungan that everyone hates. "Now, get out of here." He shoved Jar Jar.
"No, No! Messa stay!" the stubborn Gungan replied. "Messa comic relief! Messa bring farts and clumsy time."
Qui-Gon Jinn sighed again.
"That won't be necessary."
"Oh but it is! Tis demanded by the gods it is!"
Qui-Gon Jinn sighed yet again.
"Very well." Then he noticed a battle droid on a speeder coming his way. "Whoops!" he said as he purposely pushed Jar Jar Binks into the laser fire. For the shots that didn't hit Jar Jar, he just deflected them with his lightsaber until one hit the speeder and the battle droid exploded.
Jar Jar Binks was dead.
"Master, what happened?" asked his padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi as he came over. "I sensed a great disturbance in the force, and suddenly millions of voices cried out in relief."
"Yes you did my young apprentice. Yes you did."
Darth Sidious summoned Darth Maul at the same time.
"You called for me, my lord?" Darth Maul asked, bowing to his superior.
"Yes, apprentice. Have you—felt anything lately, Maul?" The Master asked his apprentice.
"Some strange ripples in the force, master. Do you know what they mean, my lord?"
"Do I? Of course I do, Maul." Sidious replied coldly. "I sense… the light side has gained an advantage in this game of chess."
"The light side has gained an advantage, master?" Darth Maul waited for his master's response, but none came, so he continued. "How have they, master? What could have happened to weaken your plans?"
Darth Sidious turned around. "I suspect… Binks."
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