Disclaimer: I do not own the FNAF games or characters. They belong to Scott Cawthon. I do however own The Trovatore. That's me.
"Hello," I say, "and welcome to FNAF Truth or Dare! I am your host, The Trovatore, and joining me today are some of the animatronics and night guards of Five Nights at Freddy's 1-3. My Guests are: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, Foxy the Pirate Fox, Golden Freddy, Marionette Puppet, Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Mangle, Balloon Boy, Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Fritz Smith, and Springtrap!" I gesture to said animatronics and night guards.
Marionette glares at me from his music box.
"I did NOT sign up for this," he says. I wind up his music box and say, "Go back to sleep, Marionette." As the music starts playing, Marionette snuggles down into his box and goes back to sleep.
"I didn't sign up for this either," growls Freddy. So I look at him and say, "I don't care."
The night guards cower in the corner, trying not to be noticed by the animatronics. "Why are you doing this to us!?" Mike whimpers. I grin and say "Because their aren't nearly enough FNAF truth or dares in the world of fanfiction. Besides I'm getting extremely impatient with waiting for other FNAF Truth or Dare fanfic writers to have characters answer my questions and do my dares. So some of the questions and dares in this story will actually be from me. But only a few."
Everyone starts complaining until I yell, "SILENCE! Anyone who doesn't want to do a dare or answer a question will be sent to the FANPIT OF DOOM!"
I show them the Fanpit of Doom. It's filled with screaming fans, all eager to get their hands on their favorite characters. Upon seeing this, everyone shuts up. Then Marionette peeks out of his music box sleepily and says, "Did you say something about Doom?"
I repeat what i said, and he mutters something. "What was that?" I said. Marionette glares at me and yells, "I SAID I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP!"
"Not yet. I need to finish explaining the rules," I say. "After I'm done, you can sleep. I just want to make sure you know the rules.
"The Truths and Dares will be submitted by people who read this fanfiction, and some will be from me. The people can submit their questions and dares in the review box, or they can PM me. They can ask for more FNAF characters to be brought in, and they can even nix the Fanpit of Doom if they really, really, REALLY want a character to do a dare or answer a question. However, i will not condone any sexual content, drug or alchaol usage, or extreme violence and gore. I wil publish a new chapter every day if possible. And i will censor any swearing.
"Okay you can go back to sleep now Marionette."
"Finally," mutters Marionette before snuggling back down into his box.
Submit your truths and dares and i will get to them ASAP!