"It's Her or Me"
BTVS Ficlet
rating: G
pairing: none to speak of
spoilers: also none
feedback: yes, please do! this is my first attempt at anything approaching fanfic,
so at least be gentle!
disclaimer: None of the characters contained herein are mine.
They are the properties of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, et al.
It is Whedon's World, we all just live in it!
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"It's her or me!" the blonde screeched.
'Bloody hell...' I thought to myself, 'what is it now?'
She continued her tirade, "Buffy this! Buffy that! Buffy is so strong!
Buffy moves so gracefully! It makes me want to puke! I feel like I am
living in the shadow of Buffy Summers! You'd think she was some kind
of superhero or something!"
"Now pet, you know that just isn't true, you just..."
She cut me off with another outburst "No! This time I mean it! It's
either her or me! You can either spend all your time obsessing about
Buffy, or you can try to make a normal life with me!"
"Well.... if it has got to be one or the other..." I said.
Reaching for the remote for the telly, I turned up the volume.
I figure the sounds of vamps being dusted and the opening notes of
the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' theme song would drown out my now
ex-girlfriend's angry shreik. I mean, after all, I never said anything
about her watching that 'Little House On The Prarie' show now did I?
BTVS Ficlet
rating: G
pairing: none to speak of
spoilers: also none
feedback: yes, please do! this is my first attempt at anything approaching fanfic,
so at least be gentle!
disclaimer: None of the characters contained herein are mine.
They are the properties of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, et al.
It is Whedon's World, we all just live in it!
**********************************************************************************
"It's her or me!" the blonde screeched.
'Bloody hell...' I thought to myself, 'what is it now?'
She continued her tirade, "Buffy this! Buffy that! Buffy is so strong!
Buffy moves so gracefully! It makes me want to puke! I feel like I am
living in the shadow of Buffy Summers! You'd think she was some kind
of superhero or something!"
"Now pet, you know that just isn't true, you just..."
She cut me off with another outburst "No! This time I mean it! It's
either her or me! You can either spend all your time obsessing about
Buffy, or you can try to make a normal life with me!"
"Well.... if it has got to be one or the other..." I said.
Reaching for the remote for the telly, I turned up the volume.
I figure the sounds of vamps being dusted and the opening notes of
the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' theme song would drown out my now
ex-girlfriend's angry shreik. I mean, after all, I never said anything
about her watching that 'Little House On The Prarie' show now did I?