Insanity
By: Scizor
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"Let's see, what do I write now"?
*Scene switches to an inn*.
"Lets see, we need characters".
*Cast of FF10 appear*.
"What are we doing here", Tidus asked? "…Hey, I'm alive".
*Looks at Auron*.
"Hey, Auron's alive too", he said.
"Of course your both alive, I can't have a Final Fantasy 10 story without ALL of you".
"AAAAAHHHHH, creepy disembodied voice", Rikku yelled, ducking behind Auron.
"I AM NOT A CREEPY DISEMBODIED VOICE…oh wait, yes I am. I am Scizor author of this story. You will all follow my orders, or suffer the consequences".
"Huh", Wakka says stupidly.
*A Blitzball appears out of nowhere and hits Wakka in the face*.
"SILENCE PUNY CREATURE".
*Wakka nurses his broken nose while the others look at each other*.
"Why don't you show yourself", Auron said?
"Cuts into the reality of the story. Besides, I get to play god like this".
"So, you can do it from here too", he said?
"Oh, fine".
*Scizor appears out of nowhere*.
"AAAAAHHHHH, creepy teenage Final Fantasy fanatic", Rikku screams, ducking behind Auron again.
"Does she always do that"?
*Everybody nods*.
"They never tell you this stuff in the game".
*Scizor sighs*.
"Oh well, let's get on with this".
*Directors chair and bullhorn appear out of nowhere and Scizor sits down*.
"Okay, lets get started".
"Um, I have a question", Yuna said.
"What"?
"What's the plot", she asked?
*Scizor just sits there with his mouth hanging open*.
"I knew I forgot something".
*He shrugs*.
"We'll just wing it for know".
*A pair of Ultimate Weapons appear*.
"Just beat them up for know".
*Picks up bullhorn*.
"AND…ACTION"
"Are you serious", Tidus yelled?
(THREE HOURS LATER)
*Everyone is injured and bruised, except Yuna, who the monsters didn't even hit*.
"Okay boys, take five".
*The two Ultimate Weapons disappear*.
"Anybody dead".
"I think Wakka is", Lulu said.
*Scizor grins*.
"No, wait, he's still alive", Lulu said.
"Damn…er…yay".
*Cast of Final Fantasy 7 appear*.
"AAAAAHHHHH, other Final Fantasy characters", Rikku screams, ducking behind Auron AGAIN.
"STOP THAT".
"What are we doing", Cloud asked?
"I guess your part of the story know".
"OH NO, we worked for you once, Yuffie's still spazing out, see", Barret says, pulling Yuffie out from behind them, who is twitching and foaming at the mouth.
"Uh…oops".
*FF10 crews eyes widen to the size of dinner plates and they run away*.
"HEY, COME BACK HERE…damn".
*Turns to the FF7 cast*.
"Guess I'm making a FF7 story".
*FF7 cast turns and runs*.
*Scizor sobs and sits on the floor, crying*.
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