This is a funny conversation based off of some conversations I have had with my sister (minus the british pet name). The time line is just whenever. Thanks for you enjoy.
"Some how I thought killing him would bring more satisfaction than this," complained Buffy.
"Well you know what they say," Spike responded.
"What?"
"How should I know? You're the gossip not me!"
"Hey!" sigh, "I really hate you, you know."
"I know," pause ,"I hate you too."
"Okay so long as we're even. Now lets get going."
"Righty-o Captain, lets get this ship a movin'."
"Shut-up."
"Never!"
"Then go jump off a cliff!"
"Why on Earth would I do that?"
"To make my life easier."
"But I live to make your life as miserable as possible," dramatically.
"So I've noticed."
"You have? Dang it my plan is ruined," even more dramatically and with a flourish.
"For the love of... Would you stop being so melodramatic?"
"Nope."
Silence.
"Sooo… what should we do next? We can just run around or we can go bowling or we can tepee someone's house or go to a club or play jumping jacks.."
Groan. " Are you ever going to stop?" exasperated.
"Hmmmm…. Not a chance luv," gleefully, "Oh what about the zoo or making a monkey out of macaroni, or swimming…"
Interrupting again, "In January?"
Ignoring ." Or going to the movies and throw popcorn at people or play tennis or tag or hide and go seek or twenty questions…."
"I hate you."
"Mutual. Now what about renting a plane and sky diving….
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