TITLE: Give Me Just One More Knight
AUTHOR: PadawanObiWan
CATEGORY: Parody/Humor
RATING: G, right now, may change but probably not
SUMMARY: A parody of the video game and books "Jedi Knight" (I actually used some stuff from the books, but not a lot)
DISCLAIMER: STAR WARS and all associated characters, logos and other elements are the property of George Lucas and Lucasfilm Ltd. The author of this story makes no profit whatsoever. All other elements are property of their respected owners, and again I'm not paid to advertise them, such as the pizza brand jokes in here
A ketchup bottle attached to a Pepsi can (a Block-Blade Runner) is being destroyed by a big star destroyer. Inside, a dead person falls down.
JEREC: Next.
MA: Number 53, that's you, buddy!
JEREC: Where's the Valley?
#53: URK! Don't know---
JEREC: Where?
#53: Don't--- ugh-
#53 falls down dead.
JEREC: Are there any left?
SARISS: Just one.
JEREC: Q-Ron!
RON: Jerec!
JEREC: Yes, and now Ronnie, I'd like to get some information from you.
RON: HA! I know what you're after and I'll never tell you the map to the Valley of the Jedi is hidden in the ceiling tiles of Morton Katari's home on Solong! Oops…
JEREC: Heh, he, I have no further use for you… OLD MAN!
Jerec's Dark Jedi companions, Ma, Gorq, Pic and Yawn move towards Ron. Ron uses the Force and grabs Yawn's lightsaber he cuts Ma in two. He deflects Gorq's lightsaber and jumps sidways kicking Gorq in the chest. Gorq lands on top of Pic. Jerec watches all this with amusement. Ron is about to slice up a defenseless Yawn, then he realizes that he gave into the Dark Side. Sariss clubs Ron in the back of the head.
JEREC: Good. Goooood, you nearly killed half my army! You still got it for an old man!
RON: Don't call me OLD MAN!
He jumps at Jerec, Jerec freezes him in midair. He cackles demonically as he cuts of Ron's head.
AUTHOR: PadawanObiWan
CATEGORY: Parody/Humor
RATING: G, right now, may change but probably not
SUMMARY: A parody of the video game and books "Jedi Knight" (I actually used some stuff from the books, but not a lot)
DISCLAIMER: STAR WARS and all associated characters, logos and other elements are the property of George Lucas and Lucasfilm Ltd. The author of this story makes no profit whatsoever. All other elements are property of their respected owners, and again I'm not paid to advertise them, such as the pizza brand jokes in here
A ketchup bottle attached to a Pepsi can (a Block-Blade Runner) is being destroyed by a big star destroyer. Inside, a dead person falls down.
JEREC: Next.
MA: Number 53, that's you, buddy!
JEREC: Where's the Valley?
#53: URK! Don't know---
JEREC: Where?
#53: Don't--- ugh-
#53 falls down dead.
JEREC: Are there any left?
SARISS: Just one.
JEREC: Q-Ron!
RON: Jerec!
JEREC: Yes, and now Ronnie, I'd like to get some information from you.
RON: HA! I know what you're after and I'll never tell you the map to the Valley of the Jedi is hidden in the ceiling tiles of Morton Katari's home on Solong! Oops…
JEREC: Heh, he, I have no further use for you… OLD MAN!
Jerec's Dark Jedi companions, Ma, Gorq, Pic and Yawn move towards Ron. Ron uses the Force and grabs Yawn's lightsaber he cuts Ma in two. He deflects Gorq's lightsaber and jumps sidways kicking Gorq in the chest. Gorq lands on top of Pic. Jerec watches all this with amusement. Ron is about to slice up a defenseless Yawn, then he realizes that he gave into the Dark Side. Sariss clubs Ron in the back of the head.
JEREC: Good. Goooood, you nearly killed half my army! You still got it for an old man!
RON: Don't call me OLD MAN!
He jumps at Jerec, Jerec freezes him in midair. He cackles demonically as he cuts of Ron's head.