Usually, in every World Meeting, the countries argue over stupid things, like how England's cooking is trash. But today, oh today, was one of the most shocking World Meetings ever witnessed in country eyes. And you might wonder, what is that peculiar thing?
Well, that scary thing,...was Russia sobbing on the table.
"DUDES! THIS IS TOTALLY CREEPING ME OUT! RUSSIA'S CRYIN' DUDES, RUSSIA! THE WORLD'S ENDING! THE GREAT 'MURICA'S ENDING, YA HEAR MEH?!" THE U-S-of A!-" America screamed, before Japan whacked him on the head with a rolled up newspaper.
"Calm down America-san!" Japan said, as England scoffed at the American. (Not doing any country's accent because I know there will be haters)
"Idiot, we all aren't going to die just because Russia is crying. He must have seen Belarus or something. Just give him a minute or two." England huffed.
"But why is Russia-san crying though?" Japan asked, curious.
"We should ask him, instead of being little idiots." Germany declared, as he cautiously stepped forward to the sobbing county."
"Russia? What happened?" He said, leaving about a 2 meter distance away from the country.
Russia sniffled before saying, "It's just that...I...I'm happy!"
The countries all dared to ask, "Why?"
"B-because...VICTURI GOT ENGAGED!" Russia managed to blurt out before sobbing more happy tears.
The countries blinked. "Are...are you serious? What even is that?" They asked.
America on the other hand huffed and said, "No fair dude! Spoilers much?! That's just not PC anymore!"
But Japan, was triggered af. Just kidding. He was honestly surprised, and shocked that a country like Russia would ever watch one of his animes.
Okay fine, I wasn't kidding. Japan, the Land of the Rising Sun, was triggered by that. Why? Because he hadn't watched that episode yet. And he was mad.
Every country knew this, as they slowly made a beeline for the door.
Before America bolted out, he said, "Russia dude, I hate you, but may you Rest In Peace dude...RUN GUYS! IT'S TOO LATE FOR RUSSIA! RUN!...and also, you're gonna have a bad time." (No I don't watch Undertale sorry, I just thought it was funny)
Japan breathed in and out, calmly holding his katana. "FU-"
Author's Words
Yea, nope! Not a NaLu fanfic! Just a Yuri on Ice! crossover with Hetalia (pls help meh) Yea I know this is short, but I am lazy so I'm just gonna post this. Bye!
DON'T STOP US NOW THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, WE'LL TURN IT AROUND, YES WE WERE BORN TO SHIP VICTURI! (Haha seriously help me)
