Dank Wars The Derp Saga: Le first story::: A completley normal derp guy turns epic meme
ure stary beguns wit Akunatur one day a nioaurmail derp guy meat him and he said derp guy he said,,,,,,,...************++++++ You wil be ze ultimate meme derp and zen he wake up what ultimate derp he said o thunk he mate a mistuke im just a normal derp and but zhen a airshup crashed in his hause and he stole it and fly awuy and fighted a against durp vaiter (rorigunal carickter donut seal) and then he took a derp saiber and stole the turdis and und punched a dinosour in the feace the end part 200000000 comung sooonash!?:O
Fake ind insnt really did just all a dreum he wike ap und ist not dinosu anumå ist really derp guy and hi was kiddnuped und than Lenny Face appurad and said bulive inside yoursilf adn he sad "you can if have my power if you with graet powurs comes grweat responses and you like PIZZA and but is nut god PIZZA is P.I.Z.Z.A iz orgrenaysasstion is short fou Pizza and is tastes bad iz actuillay ILLUMMINATI? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?; is nut goat iz must stup zhem he then travveled through time tu gather all of ze memes and become the meme gathers und become ultimate meme
so hu come to higwauts and says harry he said u murst hilp mey (sad face) harry gifes wandandhethenafterwardsyousedwandongamndolfundusedittokulvoldaymertandtostupGanondorftforreverer. Sorry got a bit carried away there but is okay cauze i will continue epic story naw he then meditated allone to think about thangs he thaught abot "Why we here just to meme" and he then was ready to continue his journey
!To Be Concluadet